caviat

Another word for a goatee that also looks like a muff. Irish Sales directors love this word

Me o my your caviat looks moist, fancy a knob in there.

caviat by the masked crusader August 24, 2004

he who ate all the caviar

Any two-bit, dime-a-dozen rapper who raps about the same old bullshit like cars, clothes, jewelry, girls, booze, drugs, etc. ad nauseum. Tends to be highly materialistic, shallow and superficial. Popularized by Mac Miller in his song of the same name.

Max: Oh look, he who ate all the caviar just released another dull, boring, generic rap song.
Tom: Man that guy sucks. How the hell did he ever manage to get so popular?

he who ate all the caviar by Berudagon January 20, 2015

throw a turd and call it serving caviar 

This describes a situation, in which someone attempts to trick others into believing that shabby treatment is actually a good deal.

You don't fool me when you throw a turd and call it serving caviar !

throw a turd and call it serving caviar by I, Wreckerrr March 27, 2017

Cavatellitine 

The time of year when Pastafarians prepare for the winter and give thanks to The Flying Spaghetti Monster for his glorious bounty of fruits and vegetables that they have enjoyed during the spring and summer.

All hail his Almighty Noodliness at Cavatellitine. His noodly appendage has provided great bounty for us throughout the spring and summer, may her meaty bosom shelter us throughout the winter.
For he is both father the provider and the mother the protector wreathed in a delicious tomato sauce.
Ramen

Cavatellitine by Davey McGoon October 12, 2016

Anal Cavity 

Something that white dudes enjoy shoving various obejects in and out of when they get together in groups. They call it "hazing" or "palling around". Everyone else calls it "gay".

Tyler: Hey bro! Get the guys together this Saturday. Anal cavity time!
Bryson: Yea, Bro! Saturday is for the boys!

Anal Cavity by analbeads4ever July 31, 2020

Caveat Dorito

Beware skinny girls who like junk food

Rube: I went to the movies with Kristy and she ate a whole bag of buttered popcorn. I don't know how she stays so skinny
Wiseguy: Caveat Dorito pal.

Caveat Dorito by Cool Hand Duke October 16, 2007

cavity 

The one word you never want to hear in a dentist's office. A cavity develops when a tooth decays or breaks down by bacteria. It is a hole that can grow bigger and deeper over time, even if you brush and floss regularly. If you have a cavity, it's important to get it repaired, as brushing and flossing will not remove away the cavity. If left untreated, it can cause a lot of pain and discomfort. It can spread to the root area and cause an abscess (infection). This infection can then spread throughout the head and cause severe damage. If this goes untreated, it could even cause death.

Patient: "Well, how are my teeth, Doc?"
Dentist: "Oh, my! Son, you have a cavity! Looks like I need to numb your teeth and put a very big drill to remove the soft part of your teeth. Don't worry. You won't feel a thing."
Patient: "Lies!"

cavity by pictouch March 19, 2013