New religion of cat worship in which the god you pray to is the sphinx.
7 commandments:
(1) NEVER run, if you can walk.
(2) NEVER walk, if you can stand.
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3) NEVER stand, if you can sit.
(4) NEVER sit, if you can lie down
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5) NEVER stay awake, if you can be asleep
(6) Thou shalt never harm a feline
(7)
Love all
cats, and treat them as if they are people too.