cautism

When u have autism and cancer

You have cautism

by Dally123teo January 19, 2017

Catism

New religion of cat worship in which the god you pray to is the sphinx.
7 commandments:

(1) NEVER run, if you can walk.
(2) NEVER walk, if you can stand.
(3) NEVER stand, if you can sit.
(4) NEVER sit, if you can lie down
(5) NEVER stay awake, if you can be asleep
(6) Thou shalt never harm a feline
(7) Love all cats, and treat them as if they are people too.

I used to think she was just lazy,until i saw she followed Catism.

by Rana Ayvaz April 21, 2008

Catism

The movement for cat liberation and freedom from oppression at the hands of privileged humans in our unequal society.

Catism is if you decide to kill a cat, you will either be put down or you will spend life in prison. Cats also deserve the right to vote and have their own health care. Cats deserve equal marriage rights as well as their own reality show. We need to give cats equal representation in the government. There are unfair barriers in our bureaucracy that keep the cats glass ceiling low and unbreakable. If we want cats to move forward in our society we need start breaking down these barriers so cats can move forward with their lives. "Rights are not gifts from one man to another, nor from one class of men to another. It is impossible to discover any origin of rights otherwise than in the origin of man; it consequently follows that rights appertain to man in right of his existence, and must therefore be equal to every man." Thomas Paine

CAT STD's are REAL!!!!

by Becka R., Ivanna P. October 15, 2013

Cautimistic

The state of mind of being optimistic that something good is going to happen but mentally cautous so you do not get depressed if does not happen.

Keeley was cautimistic that she would get the new job she had appied just applied for.

by WordsmithWP June 26, 2009

cartism

cartism is a religion that worships carti and only carti and when you die you go to the mosh pit with carti songs

hey what religion are you apart of? i’m apart of cartism and we worship playboi carti

by cartifan28 August 2, 2021

cartismoked

best editor from jesus

"i just followed cartismoked on tiktok"

"you are sexy now"

by hitlerstan October 4, 2021

cattism

Cattism is the art of behaving like a cat, like reverse personification.
misspellings:
catism, catisum,

related word: reverse-personification,
antonyms: dogism, humanism

Joe: Meow
Bob: stop showing such cattism!
Joe: *purrs*

by CatSpammer September 22, 2010