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Someone who is very obsessed with cats. A person who cannot stand seeing cats get hurt.
She couldn't watch the cat dying because she's a Cattist.
Cattist by Lydiajup December 16, 2017
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New religion of cat worship in which the god you pray to is the sphinx.
7 commandments:

(1) NEVER run, if you can walk.
(2) NEVER walk, if you can stand.
(3) NEVER stand, if you can sit.
(4) NEVER sit, if you can lie down
(5) NEVER stay awake, if you can be asleep
(6) Thou shalt never harm a feline
(7) Love all cats, and treat them as if they are people too.
I used to think she was just lazy,until i saw she followed Catism.
Catism by Rana Ayvaz April 21, 2008
The movement for cat liberation and freedom from oppression at the hands of privileged humans in our unequal society.
Catism is if you decide to kill a cat, you will either be put down or you will spend life in prison. Cats also deserve the right to vote and have their own health care. Cats deserve equal marriage rights as well as their own reality show. We need to give cats equal representation in the government. There are unfair barriers in our bureaucracy that keep the cats glass ceiling low and unbreakable. If we want cats to move forward in our society we need start breaking down these barriers so cats can move forward with their lives. "Rights are not gifts from one man to another, nor from one class of men to another. It is impossible to discover any origin of rights otherwise than in the origin of man; it consequently follows that rights appertain to man in right of his existence, and must therefore be equal to every man." Thomas Paine

CAT STD's are REAL!!!!
Catism by Becka R., Ivanna P. October 15, 2013
cartism is a religion that worships carti and only carti and when you die you go to the mosh pit with carti songs
hey what religion are you apart of? i’m apart of cartism and we worship playboi carti
cartism by cartifan28 August 2, 2021

cartismoked 

best editor from jesus
"i just followed cartismoked on tiktok"

"you are sexy now"
cartismoked by hitlerstan October 4, 2021
me. kinky, sexy, hot, laidback, and did i say sexy?
dude, i got laid by that chick last night. she's pretty cattish.
best friend: dude, that's my sister!
cattish by cattish me May 5, 2004
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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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