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cat snake
A ferret. Called a cat snake because they have mammalian characteristics of a cat but are long and squrimy like a snake. Ferrets aren't any kind of cat or rodent, they're actually a domesticated weasel.
cat snake by Molly the Ferret May 25, 2012
Cat snake
H: What pets do you have?
I: I own a dog
L: I own a cat named Luna
M: I also have a cat!
J: I own a cat snake named Coffee
H: Cat snake?
J: It’s a ferret, but cat snake is the proper name for them
H: weird
I: I own a dog
L: I own a cat named Luna
M: I also have a cat!
J: I own a cat snake named Coffee
H: Cat snake?
J: It’s a ferret, but cat snake is the proper name for them
H: weird
Cat snake by Ace the simp June 23, 2023
CatsMakeMeHappy
The coolest cat to play xbox live with ever. Also the #1 real life trickshooter. Also he is famous on youtube, and matt greggo is an ass.
CatsMakeMeHappy by FaZe Dicksmasher July 13, 2011
catshake
a beverage created from the remains of a recently deceased cat.
to create this fine drink, one needs:
1 dead cat
a compass
place the cat in the sun, legs facing east. leave it for one week( i.e. for 7 days. not a work week)
after this, place the cat, legs facing the west. leave it for another week in the sun.
after this, take your cat firmly by the throat and rear end, shake vigorously. serve with straw and umbrella, which can be placed in the mouth.
best enjoyed with fish, or cheese
to create this fine drink, one needs:
1 dead cat
a compass
place the cat in the sun, legs facing east. leave it for one week( i.e. for 7 days. not a work week)
after this, place the cat, legs facing the west. leave it for another week in the sun.
after this, take your cat firmly by the throat and rear end, shake vigorously. serve with straw and umbrella, which can be placed in the mouth.
best enjoyed with fish, or cheese
person 1: my boss is coming over in two weeks time. what can i serve him?
person 2: what about a catshake?
person 1: mmmmmmmm, catshake. the drink of champions...
person 2: what about a catshake?
person 1: mmmmmmmm, catshake. the drink of champions...
catshake by catshakeking October 26, 2009