catbate
catbate by who asked you June 1, 2013
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catbath
Guy 1: Dude, did you end up getting Kelly that purse she wanted for her birthday?
Guy 2: Nah man, I was super low on cash so i gave her a catbath instead. She said it was the best present ever.
Guy 1: Damn, you two are getting pretty serious.
I could really use a catbath. I hope my girlfriend is in the mood to give me one tonight.
Guy 2: Nah man, I was super low on cash so i gave her a catbath instead. She said it was the best present ever.
Guy 1: Damn, you two are getting pretty serious.
I could really use a catbath. I hope my girlfriend is in the mood to give me one tonight.
catbath by sweetlou867 November 10, 2009
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catbate • catbath • carbate • catbakeneko • catbaremog • catbat • catbiter • Catmater • Cat Water • cat bite
catbiter
1. Jake is a catbiter because he does not take showers on a daily basis
2. Zak is a catbiter, keep your cats away from him
2. Zak is a catbiter, keep your cats away from him
catbiter by Pro-K-von Music June 12, 2008
catbaremog
A small rodent the cross breed of a mouse and a shrew this animal is native to the southeastern part of the U.S. It's diet consists of berries, nuts and small insects.
catbaremog by Dr. Fisher Martin November 14, 2017
carbate
-v. intr., to masturbate with another person in a car. May normally refer to two men either jerking off with each other, or jacking each other off.
"I really want to beat meat with you but the girlfriend's here at home with me. Wanna carbate in my Jetta at 6 o'clock? I'll pick you up curbside."
catbat
a person (usually a girl) who stays indoors in bed/watching tv and on the sofa during the day and only goes out in evening/night time and only if necessary! Its normal for a catbat person to be somewhat lazy or fatigued during the day, but their energy levels gradually rises when darkness approaches.
catbath
To take a bath with a cat.
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