catbate

a guy who is in a relationship just to have sex the girl who he no longer cares for.

nerd: so, you don't like Sammy any more? ... can I go out with her?
jock: no I'm in the catbate

by who asked you June 1, 2013

catbath

The act of licking somone over his or her entire body as a sexual favor.

Guy 1: Dude, did you end up getting Kelly that purse she wanted for her birthday?
Guy 2: Nah man, I was super low on cash so i gave her a catbath instead. She said it was the best present ever.
Guy 1: Damn, you two are getting pretty serious.

I could really use a catbath. I hope my girlfriend is in the mood to give me one tonight.

by sweetlou867 November 10, 2009

catbiter

1. someone who is skanky, or uncleanly

2. a person who preforms oral sex to cats

1. Jake is a catbiter because he does not take showers on a daily basis

2. Zak is a catbiter, keep your cats away from him

by Pro-K-von Music June 12, 2008

catbaremog

A small rodent the cross breed of a mouse and a shrew this animal is native to the southeastern part of the U.S. It's diet consists of berries, nuts and small insects.

Make sure the set a trap we don't want catbaremog's getting into the pantry

by Dr. Fisher Martin November 14, 2017

carbate

-v. intr., to masturbate with another person in a car. May normally refer to two men either jerking off with each other, or jacking each other off.

"I really want to beat meat with you but the girlfriend's here at home with me. Wanna carbate in my Jetta at 6 o'clock? I'll pick you up curbside."

by JaggedJ June 3, 2019

catbat

a person (usually a girl) who stays indoors in bed/watching tv and on the sofa during the day and only goes out in evening/night time and only if necessary! Its normal for a catbat person to be somewhat lazy or fatigued during the day, but their energy levels gradually rises when darkness approaches.

me: im thinking of asking that girl i bagged last week to join us at the beach
them: ah you mean Sally the catbat? good luck with that, she's probably home in bed right now

by henryIV81 February 25, 2011

catbath

To take a bath with a cat.

After a day of frolicking in the fields, she was excited to get clean by taking a catbath.

by Mr. Mrgm April 1, 2007