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catywhompus 

Something is crooked, askew, misaligned, bent or generally fucked up.
The catywhompus bracket needs to be properly realigned
catywhompus by bvollmer80 May 25, 2011
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CatyWhompus 

To put a cat into a large sack, and strike somebody over the head with it. In other words; A Whompus.
I had no other choice, but to CatyWhompus his sister.
Sometimes I get so flustered that I CatyWhompus my mother.
CatyWhompus by Mrs. Gans January 7, 2011

catywhompus 

you parked all catywhompus
catywhompus by emmi:) February 24, 2019

Cattywhompus 

Off-kilter, odd, disorderly, not quite right, bizarre.
When I take a shower right before bed, my hair is all cattywhompus when I wake up.
Cattywhompus by J. J. Carroll January 2, 2009

cadywompus 

basicly screwed up, or out or line ,off kilter, twisted beyond recognition, FUBAR, see FUBAR
After a derialment the train was cadywompus
cadywompus by uncle clammie June 11, 2006

cattywompus 

"That picture frame is cattywompus."
cattywompus by SweetTea56 February 10, 2008

caddywhompus 

crooked, uneven, broken, ass-backwards and sideways
After the car ran over the bicycle, the wheels were all caddywhompus.
caddywhompus by DSW January 13, 2006
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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