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Catfucker 

worse than just a "fucker," but more petty than a "motherfucker"
Did you see Bill O'Reilly's show last night?

No, I shun that catfucker.
Catfucker by The Spambulgler May 28, 2009
A Mythical Dreidel spinning creature who has flowing locks of hair and a robust vocabulary. Seen anywhere from the courtroom to a card table. Can be heard howling Yahonna or Pffft. The later being a mating call. The Cacsucker loves having a beer in one hand and penis in the other before creating havoc.
Did you see that giant Cacsucker, he has beautiful hair but stole my beer!

I was walking through the casino and heard Pfft, the Cacsucker must be near.
Cacsucker by Freetheturtle April 29, 2021

Catfucker 

The guy who sends you feline porn and claims he made all of it.
Wow Adam is a total catfucker.

Catfucker 

Derogatory term for Americans. The term stems from the questionable fondness most Americans have for cats and other pets.
Look at that catfucker American buying his cat shoes
Catfucker by Banzabakwai January 22, 2020

Catfucker 

An individual or situation that is unpleasant or less than ideal. Much like being penetrated by the barbed erection of a feline.
That was a catfucker of an accident on the highway

I hope John doesn't come to the funeral, that guy is a real catfucker.

Catfucker!
Catfucker by Cactus blastus April 27, 2019

Catfucker 

a gorgeous beautiful woman who makes out with 5 men a night at local frats
Damn that girl was definately catfucker.
Catfucker by KSKsquad November 21, 2004