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Shaving the cat's back

When you run out of Mary Jane and proceed to check the couch for crumbs, gather all your roach's and scrape the rolling table. literally scrounging together everything you have a metaphoric shaving of the felines hind.
Billy ran out of chronic late friday night and couldn't pick up. So he just ended up shaving the cat's back and waited till morning.
Shaving the cat's back by Salmgina February 16, 2010

shaving my cat

(Friend calls) " hey dude come out tonight"
Dude: "can't I'm shaving my cat tonight"
shaving my cat by Browncam183 February 7, 2017

cat-shaming 

Posting a photo of your fat cat on a social media forum to shame it into eating less crunchies.
After cat-shaming Mittens on Facebook, our monthly bill for cat food has dropped 40%.
cat-shaming by catmanpu January 3, 2014

Kink shaming a cat 

Doing something pointless or impossible. Defined as such since cats are not subject to and care not about whatever code of sexual purity you're trying to enforce.
"Through God, nothing is impossible!"
"Of course there are things that are impossible. Ever try to kink shame a cat?!"
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"Give it up already. You're kink shaming a cat!"
(by sea.ya.later on TikTok)
Kink shaming a cat by shakleton November 22, 2021

shaking like a cat shittin' a peach seed

Mississippi Slang to describe someone who is visibly nervous or a person who is shaking from a disease (Parkinsons for example) or hangover.
Did you see that guy in the pawn shop with the 4 plasma tv's? Yeah he was "shaking like a cat shittin' a peach seed"; no doubt that shit was stolen!