Definitions by catmanpu

barbie stretching 

The Photoshop practice of longitudinally stretching a photo of a female celeb or fashion model's body, to look tall and thin like Barbie.

These days you'd need to use a helluva lot of barbie stretching to make J-Lo look any good.

barbie stretching by catmanpu January 28, 2014

cat-shaming 

Posting a photo of your fat cat on a social media forum to shame it into eating less crunchies.

After cat-shaming Mittens on Facebook, our monthly bill for cat food has dropped 40%.

cat-shaming by catmanpu January 3, 2014