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Catshit Crazy 

Someone who has absolutely nothing to lose and also owns a ton of cats. Catshit crazy people are different from regular crazy people because of their attitude, activities and amount of cats they own. A regular crazy person would shoot at a plane with a pistol. A catshit crazy person will jump off of one plane with a knife in their hands, onto another, break the glass and kill the pilot ... and land safely with atleast one cat in tow. In order to be truly catshit crazy the person must do the most outrageous things and still return safely without hurting one of their many cats.
crazy: throw a brick through your window

catshit crazy: break up with a guy because he ate a cheeseburger before going to a bbq. Date a guy that works with your dad and plan your wedding after 3 dates. Contemplate breaking up with a guy you’re not even dating because he went to MSU.
Catshit Crazy by GPW September 13, 2011
Related Words

catshit and mouse turd 

Substitute these words for the popular sandwich condiments (ketchup and mustard) to impress and/or disgust your friends and loved ones.
Would you please pass the catshit and mouse turd, grandma?

Catshit on Toast

A name a cook gives to a meal they throw together at the last minute and the answer they give to everyone who asks the question "What's for Dinner"?
I wonder what Mom is cooking for dinner tonight? I sure hope it's not Catshit on Toast again.
Catshit on Toast by NonnaK March 11, 2011

catshit! 

A juvenile phrase screamed at the top of your lungs in a sporting environment when you are encouraging your team members to 'catch' the ball. Often used in gym period to get away with swearing.
Kyle: "Catshit! Mark! Catshit!!!"
Gym teacher: "What did you say?"
Kyle: "I'm telling Mark to catch the ball sir."
catshit! by redyakuza June 10, 2009

Cassitty 

Is the most beautiful girl in the world and dosen't know it yet. Has the most protective friends. Hates but loves the world. Loves McDonalds 😂.
Friend #1 - love u cassitty * as a friend *.

Friend #1 - he's gonna wish he was dead.

Boy #1 - I wish I had a cassitty.
Cassitty by Cassitty October 16, 2016
Another word used to give the same meaning as "bullshit"
Hunter: I just got laid while playing Black Ops!!
Colin: What?! That's catshit! I don't believe you.
catshit by Shremco January 20, 2011