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A Cashtag is the Dollar sign you put before something catchy. It is also put before random words. The Cashtag was made famous by Stephen Elvarez Distelrath an ELA professor at Port Huron Northern. The Cashtag was copied by the hashtag and Señor Disteláth is In the process of suing.
Billy Fealko missed an extra point today in practice. $Choke $Gibbons

Cashtag=$
Cashtag by The Real Mr d May 12, 2014
Words you can keep
Cashtag is the new hashtag. The usage is exactly the same. Why have #money when you can have $money?
Bro 1: Dude, this girl I like just cleaned food off my crotch. $gettingsome

Bro 2: Dawg, I totally saw that up close. You are in fo sho. $cashtag
cashtag by MasterOfUnknown March 29, 2014
Any hashtag about cash.
Look at this prick's Instagram photo, he's used so many cashtags:

#cashforgirlsanddrinks

#cashfordrugfund
Cashtag by Wesaysummer October 9, 2014

Cashtigmatism 

Portmanteau of "cash" and "astigmatism". The ailment of being rendered either short-sighted or blind due to dollar signs in the eyes. A level of greed that results in a person behaving without thought to future consequences. First used in Jeph Jacques' webcomic "Questionable Content".
Faye: I only have to pay a third of the rent instead of half! There are dollar signs dancing in my eyes!
Dora: Careful, our eye-care plan doesn't cover cashtigmatism.

Did you hear? John inherited a bunch of money from his uncle, but it gave him cashtigmatism and he blew it all on silly putty and gummi bears.
Cashtigmatism by Astrolounge January 19, 2010

Castagneri 

A last name meaning "chestnut seller" in Italian. only the most strange yet badass group of people have the honor of sharing this beautiful name.
Wow, Nicole Castagneri is so strange.

Yeah but she's such a badass. I wish I was more like her.
Castagneri by arnulfogonzales August 24, 2011

Jonathan Castagna

A faget who goes to smithtown east and likes to suck penis. He sucks at everything he does, espaciallly mackin
That kid is such a Jonathan Castagna

Castagnola 

Hey go grab that Castagnola, I spilled some vodka.
Castagnola by Nick Lococo January 3, 2012
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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