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Jonathan Castagna

A faget who goes to smithtown east and likes to suck penis. He sucks at everything he does, espaciallly mackin

Mr.Castagna CHS 

A truly amazing man. Definitely a celeb of centereach high school. His wife, Big Nancy, is an absolute legend. He had multiple types of cancer but is still an absolute god. Uses “eating pizza” as a metaphor for sex. Example: “Romeo and Juliet want to eat pizza together.” Lives in a poly pocket house because why not. Loves saying “You get an F!” Or “hey Ryan, look up. That was where your participation grade was. Not anymore.”
“Mr.Castagna is an absolute legend”

“Mr.Castagna gave me an F.”

Mr.Castagna CHS: An epic legend
Mr.Castagna CHS by Georgia Walsher December 21, 2018

Castagna 

The most bad ass last name that exists in the world. Means that any person with this last name is amazing at sex and can bring women to multiple orgasms with minutes of seeing his massive dick. Also a very loving and caring person that has a bad ass car.
Castagna,Lasagna, Castanova
Castagna by Brandon Castagna October 19, 2008

Rae Castagno Taft 

Rae Taft a celebrity that is born in Las Vegas Nevada that lives in Los Angeles California instagram famous with over 100K fans and associates with the kardashions, Tayler Holder and his family.
Johnathon: Did you see Rae Castagno Taft I saw her at the beach ?
Nathan: Yes I did she walked up to me at the same beach two days ago and complimented my outfit and I ask her for a photo with her

Johnathon: really? What’s she like in person
Nathan: Rae Castagno Taft has the kindest soul your ever meet and she’s famous look at the photos we room together!
Johnathon: that’s so amazing I’m jealous.
Rae Castagno Taft by Tayler Holder December 17, 2021

castagonal 

(cas-tag-o-nal)

1.) Describing something or someone as retarded, awesome, or retardedly awesome

2.) A bullshit abjective to a disease
1.)*after watching a guy getting his dick stuck in a 2 liter soda bottle and then proceeding to cut his dick off*
Person: dude, that was castagonal

2.) Person: dude I have castagonal cancer
castagonal by Dewmkabewm December 31, 2017
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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