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Jonathan Castagna

A faget who goes to smithtown east and likes to suck penis. He sucks at everything he does, espaciallly mackin

Mr.Castagna CHS 

A truly amazing man. Definitely a celeb of centereach high school. His wife, Big Nancy, is an absolute legend. He had multiple types of cancer but is still an absolute god. Uses “eating pizza” as a metaphor for sex. Example: “Romeo and Juliet want to eat pizza together.” Lives in a poly pocket house because why not. Loves saying “You get an F!” Or “hey Ryan, look up. That was where your participation grade was. Not anymore.”
“Mr.Castagna is an absolute legend

“Mr.Castagna gave me an F.”

Mr.Castagna CHS: An epic legend
Mr.Castagna CHS by Georgia Walsher December 21, 2018

Castagna 

The most bad ass last name that exists in the world. Means that any person with this last name is amazing at sex and can bring women to multiple orgasms with minutes of seeing his massive dick. Also a very loving and caring person that has a bad ass car.
Castagna,Lasagna, Castanova
Castagna by Brandon Castagna October 19, 2008

Rae Castagno Taft 

Rae Taft a celebrity that is born in Las Vegas Nevada that lives in Los Angeles California instagram famous with over 100K fans and associates with the kardashions, Tayler Holder and his family.
Johnathon: Did you see Rae Castagno Taft I saw her at the beach ?
Nathan: Yes I did she walked up to me at the same beach two days ago and complimented my outfit and I ask her for a photo with her

Johnathon: really? What’s she like in person
Nathan: Rae Castagno Taft has the kindest soul your ever meet and she’s famous look at the photos we room together!
Johnathon: that’s so amazing I’m jealous.
Rae Castagno Taft by Tayler Holder December 17, 2021

castagonal 

(cas-tag-o-nal)

1.) Describing something or someone as retarded, awesome, or retardedly awesome

2.) A bullshit abjective to a disease
1.)*after watching a guy getting his dick stuck in a 2 liter soda bottle and then proceeding to cut his dick off*
Person: dude, that was castagonal

2.) Person: dude I have castagonal cancer
castagonal by Dewmkabewm December 31, 2017