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capanese 

When someone is very good at lying/capping, so much so that it becomes a 2nd language to them.
Jeff is such a liar he is fluent in capanese
capanese by DankPepe420 December 25, 2020
La Casa is a house of a two time back to back champion.
Anyways, um.. -clears throat-... I bought a whole buncha shungite. Rocks. Do you know what shungite is? Does anybody know what shungite is ? No, not Suge Knight, I think he's locked up in prison. Talking shungite. Anyways, it's like a two billion year old.. like rock... stone... that protects against frequencies and unwanted frequencies that may be traveling in the air. That's my story, I bought a whole bunch of stuff, put them around the la casa, little pyramids, stuff like that.
La Casa by stupid mistakes May 29, 2020
Some fucking legend that will pull all the bitches. He's short but still growing (trust the process), and got a massive horse cock. Is a light Brown Turkish male, that will make all the homies laugh. Has a 200+ IQ and will whoop your ass in anything. Also Humble as fuck.
How do you become such a powerful entity to the point of becoming a Cagan.
Cagan by Carters Asshole(s) June 22, 2020

Mojo Dojo Casa House 

Ken’s take over of Barbie’s Dreamhouse, where it’s boys night, every night, in his new patriarchal society, Kendom, characterized by rodeo decor, reflecting Ken’s perception of the “real world”.
“When’s boys night?”
Tonight.”
“Where?”
“Ken’s Mojo Dojo Casa House.”
Mojo Dojo Casa House by mac <3 July 22, 2023

Wayne Calandriello 

A man of 13 offenses-Sign that he is the spawn of Satan
Known widely as a sex offender, who prefers spankings and shop-lifting Hispanics and playboys. Was fired for sex offense from Columbia High School, got rehired as a gym teacher in an elementary school, moved up to Maplewood Middle School, and once again ended up in Columbia High School.
Besides his desire for young men, Wayne is also a man of beauty, and knows how to dress and throw stacks. Wayne Calandriello is therefore the greatest gym teacher of all times.
Remember to kids to spread your butt cheeks for Wayne Calandriello!

Casandra 

Beautiful, highly intelligent, amazing girl who is fantastic at anything and everything. Her long, fabulous brown hair falls perfectly, and her appearance is absolutely stunning. I mean she's gorgeous. She has these full, dark brown, captivating eyes that you can't help but gaze into. She has this smile that will make any day so much better if you earn it. So if you start to get to know her, you begin to see more of her amazing personality, and then you start to believe she's perfect, which isn't much of a stretch at all. She's gorgeous, super cool, extremely artsy, definitely smart, very cute, and especially caring. You're lucky if you get to meet and know her, because she just makes everyone around her better. She does have one flaw, however, which is the fact that she has drawn your utmost attention and affection to only her. She is the first and last thought you have, before you dream about her, that is. But that's only after thinking about her keeps you up for a while. You'll daydream about her too, because she'll always be on your mind. Moving on then. She seems to be so intact with everything in her life, and she has freaking royalty in her blood. That's my personal nickname for her, so don't even think about calling her that. But yeah, she's literally a princess in line to become a queen. She's definitely my Queen. I have fallen deeply in love with her and we're finally dating. Side note: oh my, the struggle. Anyway, I'll stop here. I'm sure you get the point.
Casandra is seriously phenomenal. She's one in a thousand-year lifetime.
Casandra by TH3 UNIVERSE February 13, 2015