carzander

Alpha male, the superior of a group of people. Often the strongest and most liked.

The carzander of a group of people.

by Dr. Shongrei December 11, 2013

Camandermik

Camandermik—harmoniously known as Cam—is the most remarkable person alive. He is quite literally the life of the party. It is astonishing to see such an intelligent man living and breathing on our planet. Women and men run at him from all around, and he gets an extraordinary amount of bitches. He is the definition of a chad, the most altruistic person you will ever meet!

"Wow! Have you seen Camandermik's monkey? What a cutie."
"Cam is so cool."
"S&R will be lost without an SL like Cam!"

by J00NGKI May 21, 2022

Charmandering

Unlike charizarding, charmandering is when you take a long shit that sticks to your arse, light it on fire and run around squaking like a insane parrot while slapping people round the face with it.

I would have gone to Specsavers of there wasn't a man charmandering everyone down the street

by HYPERREALITYSOUL42069 December 1, 2018

charmandering

Shoving a lit firecracker up her ass and screaming "FLASH CANNOT BE TAUGHT TO CHARMANDER!"

I was charmandering your sister last night.

by Having a giggle July 21, 2014

Charmander

The entity of brick-shitting amazingness. It is an orange f*cking dinosaur with Fire on its tail. It can breathe fire, slash rocks to death with steel-claws and pretty much beat your shit. Do not mess with charmander. Do NOT mess with charmander.

Guy #1 - What was that?
Guy #2 - I think it was a Charmander!
Guy #1 - OH. TITS!

by Charmander1065 February 18, 2011

Caucanderthal

A present day european homonid of Neanderthal ancestory. Known for living in most of europe. Also a derogatory word for a white Male or Female. The opposite of the word "Nigger" Which is used by europeans as an English word to insult Blacks.

You filthy lice ridden Caucanderthal ( insult)

by WatchMEshyne November 24, 2013

caranderize

transitive verb: Inflected forms: car•an•der•ized, car•an•der•iz•ing, car•an•der•iz•es DEFINITIONS: 1. (originally) To smell a bicycle seat specifically. 2. (generally now, in common use) By using one's nose in very very close proximity, to detect and delight in the odor, stink or scent, and to gauge for vulgar or perverse personal pleasure, the seamy olfactory characteristics of an object, most commonly a seat, which has been in direct contact with the, clothed or unclothed, buttocks or ass of a person. Other Forms: car'an•der•i•za'tion (noun); car'an•der•iz'er (noun).

(in current use) Martin loved to caranderize the still warm seats in the movie theater as soon as possible after the audience had exited.; (originally) Willie would spend hours caranderizing at the bicycle rack outside the library's entrance.

by Lt. Johnny C. January 8, 2009