CAZANDER

He is a hottie and most probably homosexual, which he is praised for, he is also outstanding in bed ;D, and loves a good co-, he is also incredibly loved by his Dad, he also has very THICC thigs. He is also known as Cazi, Big Daddy, Baby girl, kinky bastard and They/them/big co-. He is very good at ABA and he loves to rape children, a popular saying by a Cazander is: ''If his age is on the clock he can take the co''-.

eyyy, Cazander, can i grab them cheeks afterwards?. Cazander: YES, right now!
Grab me by the ear and my but, Cazander! Cazander: ight im pulling up.
Hey look a playground! lets call Cazander.

by Mike Hawk Hertz December 15, 2021

Camandermik

Camandermik—harmoniously known as Cam—is the most remarkable person alive. He is quite literally the life of the party. It is astonishing to see such an intelligent man living and breathing on our planet. Women and men run at him from all around, and he gets an extraordinary amount of bitches. He is the definition of a chad, the most altruistic person you will ever meet!

"Wow! Have you seen Camandermik's monkey? What a cutie."
"Cam is so cool."
"S&R will be lost without an SL like Cam!"

by J00NGKI May 21, 2022

caranderize

transitive verb: Inflected forms: car•an•der•ized, car•an•der•iz•ing, car•an•der•iz•es DEFINITIONS: 1. (originally) To smell a bicycle seat specifically. 2. (generally now, in common use) By using one's nose in very very close proximity, to detect and delight in the odor, stink or scent, and to gauge for vulgar or perverse personal pleasure, the seamy olfactory characteristics of an object, most commonly a seat, which has been in direct contact with the, clothed or unclothed, buttocks or ass of a person. Other Forms: car'an•der•i•za'tion (noun); car'an•der•iz'er (noun).

(in current use) Martin loved to caranderize the still warm seats in the movie theater as soon as possible after the audience had exited.; (originally) Willie would spend hours caranderizing at the bicycle rack outside the library's entrance.

by Lt. Johnny C. January 8, 2009

Cazandra

A type a short person,crazy ass girl, that is rough on the outside but soft on the inside....will punch you when needed and may need to look down in order to talk to her fully/is always down to do anything stupid.

"Hey Cazandra, you down to go beach later on today?"
"Hey, watch out for that girl Cazandra, she just punched me in the balls a little while ago ."

by Haun November 13, 2018

caranderizing

v., originally, to smell a bicycle seat; now widely used to mean the smelling of any type seat. Made illegal in areas of Europe when caranderizing clubs were first formed in the late 1930s. Caranderizing laws are still on the books in many jurisdictions. Considered a perversion with no victim. Whales cannot caranderize. Jesus is theorized to have never caranderized because there were no bicycles in his time.

The man was taken into custody for caranderizing without the consent of the bike's owner or a properly issued permit.

by Lt. Johnny C. July 28, 2008

carzander

Alpha male, the superior of a group of people. Often the strongest and most liked.

The carzander of a group of people.

by Dr. Shongrei December 11, 2013

calander

One year (origin: memphis)

Man, I got pulled over for a stupid weapons charge. They talkin' bout me doin a whole calander!

by poolpimp August 9, 2006