cartepede

A car pileup of epic proportions usually caused by inexperienced mongs who can't drive. Usually instigated but not limited to Justify Car Club, ROE, etc

"Hey dude, did you see that cartepede on the Justify Car Club cruise last night?" #rekt

cartepede by cartepede June 10, 2016

James cartered 

Almost getting with a girl then she gets swooped away by chad alpha male

I almost got with ‘x’ but I got James cartered

James cartered by Bigdickalpha June 16, 2018

cartered

Ultimately satisfying ones needs sexually and emotionally beyond their expectations. This action can only be performed by a Carter.

I got cartered

cartered by Satisfaction's finest June 6, 2009

Cartered

Cartered (Car-ter-d)
A north of the 49th parallel term originating within the borders of Canada. First thrust into public consciousness during the gold rush days in the Yukon, regarded as meaning incredible shortfalls and extreme unluckiness when success has been all but guaranteed . A term identifying an unlucky loser whose game playing is unmatched and often avoided by other players due to sink hole of losing that follows and routinely due to association. Getting Cartered was documented in a 1914 article that may never have been written, in which a high profile dentist had placed a $100 bet on a horse race at their local track. This tactician of molars chose the horse “ShotsonGoal” for a win that paid a return of $10k. The horse won the race by 4 lengths, with the sharp dressed dentist getting “Cartered” by the horse winning.. but…the jockey was knocked off the horse at the start, thus making his ticket a loser!

Getting Cartered- I took the Bucks to win by 5 points and the game ended at 125 to 120 for a Bucks win.
“Tarheels up by 2 over Duke and a Last minute three at the buzzer makes for a Duke victory as time expires”- Getting Cartered since the Tarheels were taken for win.

Cartered by Bjorn Philipsonbergstein February 25, 2023

Cartender 

The person in the car designated to refill drinks or grab beers from the cooler during a road trip.

On the trip from Dallas to Denver, my sister was the designated cartender because she makes the best Gn'Ts.

Cartender by Slinn June 30, 2004

linda cartered 

Getting "Linda Cartered" is when you get so twatted (like Linda Carter on EastEnders, obviously), that you spend the night telling everyone they are ShitCunt arseholes, (or words to that effect) then piss your pants in public.

I was sooo Linda Cartered last night...shouted me mouth off in the pub... Then pissed meself

linda cartered by Kaydux March 10, 2020

Crepedespeed 

Placing a pancake (flapjack) upon ones head and driving at speeds in excess of 90 MPH. Quite an adrenaline rush.

Dude, i was crepedespeeding down the mayo bridge with my four cylinder when the cops pulled me over and gave me a drug test

Crepedespeed by Bill+Dawn May 22, 2007