carrottt

carrot

hi carrottt

by uhhcarrot March 15, 2021

cuffing the carrott

Wanking, tossing, or spanking the monkey.

Dude, I can't go out tonight. I got no money, so I'm going to stay home, dial up some porn, and I'll be cuffing the carrott.

by Fast Eddie, AKA The KOS November 4, 2013

carrottop

Very unfunny prop comic who hawks 1-800-CALLATT; looks like a woman on the TV.

by Anonymous May 15, 2003

carrottop

(verb) To fart so powerfully and repulsively that you are propelled into the air.

That was f***ing disgusting. Did you see Phil carrottop yesterday? He should not have eaten those burritos.

by Kbucks March 30, 2008

carrottop

A joke that sounds funny in your head, but the rest of the world doesn't think so.

"I'm sorry. That was a total carrottop. I thought it would be funny, but then after saying it realized it wasn't even close."

by Cannus December 20, 2008

carrottop

a stupid redhead that sells a phone
number

by fairy girl March 17, 2003

Carrotitty

To describe a word that is like carrot

Cut 12 peices out of the carott for maximum carrotitty.

by Rayee June 18, 2011