carrottt 

carrot

hi carrottt

carrottt by uhhcarrot March 15, 2021

cuffing the carrott 

Wanking, tossing, or spanking the monkey.

Dude, I can't go out tonight. I got no money, so I'm going to stay home, dial up some porn, and I'll be cuffing the carrott.

cuffing the carrott by Fast Eddie, AKA The KOS November 4, 2013

carrottop

Very unfunny prop comic who hawks 1-800-CALLATT; looks like a woman on the TV.

carrottop by Anonymous May 15, 2003

carrottop

(verb) To fart so powerfully and repulsively that you are propelled into the air.

That was f***ing disgusting. Did you see Phil carrottop yesterday? He should not have eaten those burritos.

carrottop by Kbucks March 30, 2008

carrottop

A joke that sounds funny in your head, but the rest of the world doesn't think so.

"I'm sorry. That was a total carrottop. I thought it would be funny, but then after saying it realized it wasn't even close."

carrottop by Cannus December 20, 2008

carrottop

a stupid redhead that sells a phone
number

carrottop by fairy girl March 17, 2003

Carrotitty

To describe a word that is like carrot

Cut 12 peices out of the carott for maximum carrotitty.

Carrotitty by Rayee June 18, 2011