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cuffing the carrott 

Dude, I can't go out tonight. I got no money, so I'm going to stay home, dial up some porn, and I'll be cuffing the carrott.
Very unfunny prop comic who hawks 1-800-CALLATT; looks like a woman on the TV.
carrottop by Anonymous May 15, 2003
(verb) To fart so powerfully and repulsively that you are propelled into the air.
That was f***ing disgusting. Did you see Phil carrottop yesterday? He should not have eaten those burritos.
carrottop by Kbucks March 30, 2008
A joke that sounds funny in your head, but the rest of the world doesn't think so.
"I'm sorry. That was a total carrottop. I thought it would be funny, but then after saying it realized it wasn't even close."
carrottop by Cannus December 20, 2008
a stupid redhead that sells a phone
number
carrottop by fairy girl March 17, 2003

Carrotitty

To describe a word that is like carrot
Cut 12 peices out of the carott for maximum carrotitty.
Carrotitty by Rayee June 18, 2011