Carrotted

When you are so high you don’t even your name

“I’m so carrotted right now”

Carrotted by CervixCupcake May 11, 2022

Get merch

Get the Carrotted mug.

See more merch

carrolled

Verb - preceded by the consumption of copious amounts of alcohol; the act during which an individual loses one's keys, cell phone, wallet, and/or identity. Loss of memory is to be expected. In extreme cases one may wake up in another state, attempt grand theft auto, or get up on a fatty; all while being the life of the party/event, even if it is for 10 minutes. May also lead to the commissioning and winning of slap bets, along with other felonious activities. Named after the great Michael Barnabas Evelyn Carroll.

"Dude what happened to you last night?"
"I don't know, man, I got carrolled."

carrolled by Theodore Evelyn Mosbey June 10, 2013

Get merch

Related Words

Carrotted • Carroted • carrottop • Carrolled • carrott • Charlotted • Carrettes • Carrotception • Carported • Carrotheadman

cuffing the carrott

Wanking, tossing, or spanking the monkey.

Dude, I can't go out tonight. I got no money, so I'm going to stay home, dial up some porn, and I'll be cuffing the carrott.

cuffing the carrott by Fast Eddie, AKA The KOS November 4, 2013

Get merch

Carroted

being carroted is a move of when you get someone to the ground on their back or stomach you then lie on-top of them saying carrot. you can also epic carrot someone when you get them to ground and jump on them with your elbow out while yelling EPIC CARROT.

i carroted james today he didn't like it at all he got quadruple carroted.

Carroted by trent coles June 18, 2017