An abnormal condition of yer peepers due to yer having eaten too MANY of those hairy orange veggies.
Mother: Eat your carrots, dear.
Son: Why should I, Ma?
Mother: They're good for your eyesight.
Son: How do you know?
Mother: Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?
(Well, that may indeed be a valid point, Mom, but what about bunnies who chow down on EXCESSIVE quantities of Mr. McGregor's vermilion-colored garden-produce, and develop carrotoconus?! Da famous story only talks about Peter's needing camomile tea after his jacket-losing misadventures, but it doesn't go on to tell if he also needed corrective lenses sometime in da future from consuming too much Vitamin A!)
Son: Why should I, Ma?
Mother: They're good for your eyesight.
Son: How do you know?
Mother: Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?
(Well, that may indeed be a valid point, Mom, but what about bunnies who chow down on EXCESSIVE quantities of Mr. McGregor's vermilion-colored garden-produce, and develop carrotoconus?! Da famous story only talks about Peter's needing camomile tea after his jacket-losing misadventures, but it doesn't go on to tell if he also needed corrective lenses sometime in da future from consuming too much Vitamin A!)
by QuacksO February 05, 2025