carrasite 

Carry + parasite. An mmo player who not only needs to be carried all the time, but is an active burden to other players. Constantly dying, distracting the team and contributing nothing.

"Bro I was running this mission with a rando squad and ran into this total carrasite! Bro needed constant reviving and just kept running around, I couldn't focus on shit! Eventually I just had to let him go man, wasn't worth the mission."

carrasite by JITTERS_XP December 31, 2023

carradine 

To die from autoerotic asphyxiation.

Yo, that teenage kid, Bill, down the street.. they found him hung up in his basement naked. He must have carradined!!

carradine by dentar June 6, 2009

david carradine 

When you masturbate while chocking yourself.

I am going home and gonna pull a David Carradine

david carradine by Dougsda1 June 22, 2017

Dirty Carradine 

Strip naked and lay on a bed with plastic wrap over your face. Let an amorous acquaintance shit on your face and enjoy the warm steamy love of it. Jerk yourself off as your brain becomes oxygen-deprived. The Dirty Carradine is an extension of the Hot Carl.

I'll order you the biggest, most expensive steak on the menu if you'll come back over to my place afterwards and assist me in the execution of a Dirty Carradine.

Dirty Carradine by Perverto majesto March 5, 2011

Carradine 

In order to perform a proper Carradine, one must purchase the following items: a noose, tinted spotter goggles, a jar of Vaseline, and a sharp knife/scissors.

Following purchase of these items, you must first find a close friend or relative to spot you using your tinted spotter goggles -- this will ensure they are not able to see your shameful act. After giving yourself a partial erection (with use of the Vaseline), proceed to hang yourself from the nearest door or the darkest corner of an available room. Once you have achieved full erection and are masturbating furiously while your oxygen supply becomes ever limited, your friend must stand closely with the knife/scissors to cut the rope.

Dude, I had such a shitty day at work today, can you spot me while I Carradine in the basement?

Carradine by analdumpster July 12, 2012

Bangkok Carradine 

Sexual act involving tying a rope around your balls and hanging yourself in a Thailand hotel closet that results in death because you couldn't pronounce the safe word.

Damn, did hear about Perry? He went to Thailand on that Mormon mission and pulled a Bangkok Carradine!

Bangkok Carradine by Captain Organ June 4, 2009

Carradine'd

To die, alone, in a skeezy hotel room by auto erotic asphyxiation.

Did you here what happened to the mayor? They found him in the Motel 6 on I-90. He was totally Carradine'd.

Carradine'd by Drunken Irish Bastard April 20, 2010