carpload

Has the same meaning as crapload, and occurs in three circumstances:

1) As a typo.
2) As a euphemism, as "carp" is not the least bit vulgar.
3) An intentional mockery/parody of the typo, similar in some respects to zomg.

Person 1: How was work?

Person 2: ZOMG! WE HAD A CARPLOAD OF STUFF TO MOVE!

by randomnameisrandom June 17, 2008

Crapload

1/16th of Barney Stinson's annual salary.

GNB pays Barney 16 craploads of money per year.

by HarryBolz November 4, 2014

Carload of Farts

A "Carload of Farts" is when you constantly are ripping ass in a car. Hence having a "Carload of Farts," your car is filled with farts.

Ted Pillman sings the classic song "Carload of Farts"

"Hey dude Adam's car smelled like ass man." - Tom
Yeah dude he's always got a carload of farts" - Steve

by Johnson Johnsonson November 13, 2009

crapload

a overly excessive amount of something

I have a crapload of homework to do.

by Mike Cicero January 9, 2008

crapload

see shitload

by Cantrip June 20, 2003

craploading

craploading is the practice where buffet restaurants fill the buffet with food most people won't want, so it looks like the buffet has tons of food on it when you're standing in line, yet on closer inspection most of it has been sitting out there for hours because nobody wants it. Then when something good is put out, it's gone in 30 seconds.

There's nothing but mushroom, jalapeno and anchovy pizzas on the buffet? I hate craploading

by Gentle Jim June 10, 2010

Crapload

Smallest denominator of a fuckton

That looks like a crapload of corn!

by anonymous September 24, 2021