Carload of Farts

A "Carload of Farts" is when you constantly are ripping ass in a car. Hence having a "Carload of Farts," your car is filled with farts.

Ted Pillman sings the classic song "Carload of Farts"

"Hey dude Adam's car smelled like ass man." - Tom
Yeah dude he's always got a carload of farts" - Steve

by Johnson Johnsonson November 10, 2009

Carload

A fat cyclist, who has a smug ego and often displays extreme difficulty braking during a bike race. Usually South American. Likely to have a low IQ and a high T.

Dude, did you see Carload get popped off the back and pretend he had a flat?

Hey man, who’s that fatty flexing that carbon frame? Oh, that’s just Carload.

by Mocha frappe latte April 18, 2018

Carload of Dark

A car full of colored begging to get pulled over for being black on a Tuesday.

Doc Moreland: There goes a carload of dark up to no good.

by Coonie McShay June 15, 2023