carpet surf 

A lesbian public display of affection, where one female (usually the one in the "male" role) rubs the vaginal area of the other. It is termed "surfing" as the recipient is fully clothed, no penetration is made. Amongst lesbian circles, it's seen as a friendly "hello".

I saw this girl carpet surf this other girl at the club last night at the bar, they weren't shy about it or anything.

If that carpet surf goes any longer we're going to need a mop and bucket.

carpet surf by C Grim January 27, 2014

carpet surfing 

its the act by which someone if surfing the carpet looking for bits of crack that might have droped on the floor after a rough night.

crack heads go carpet surfing when they are fiending for more drugs.

carpet surfing by kareemo February 3, 2006

Carpet Surfing 

A despretly fiending scavenger who crawls on the floor combing the carpet looking for a tiny nugorshard one of his friends might have dropped during a session in hopes it is big enough to get a high.

Dude, give the carpet surfing a rest, John didn't drop anything!

Carpet Surfing by Dream Rude October 26, 2006

Carpet surfing 

Someone who searches the carpet for shards of meth that may have been dropped.

Person 1: what are you doing? You're not carpet surfing are you? F*ckin tweaker

Carpet surfing by Lady Corruption February 23, 2020

Carpet Surfing 

car·pet surf·ing

verb

ˈkärpit-sərfiNG/

:The act of vigoursly searching, scavenging, and/or unearthing one's carpet in hopes of finding something of profound interest; usually followed by the immediate consumption of said interest:

These interests can include, but are not limited to: candy, cookies, various other foods, and drugs

Person A: "Oh no! I dropped all this "candy" on the floor. What are we gonna do?"

Person B: "I hope you brought your surfboard bro. Cause, we're going carpet surfing!"

Carpet Surfing by Shaving Ryan's Privates February 16, 2014

carpet surfer

A person who micro inspects the floor to retrieve spilled dope. Often with a magnifier and/or flash light.

When the dope is gone, Becca becomes a carpet surfer.

carpet surfer by gina govina September 13, 2017

carpet surfing 

a drug fiend of some kind but most likely a cocaine addict that is desperate to find the small amounts of cocaine dropped previously to the ground. in most cases driving them down on there hands and knees covering every inch of the carpet and most likely only finding a taste.

damn i came home last night from the bar and jerome was carpet surfing again!!! what a fucking fiend

carpet surfing by mr.fiend December 13, 2010