kareemo's definitions

metrosexual

simply a male who is socially gay but straight in the bedroom.

> gino got his nails done and went tanning today

- i think he is gay , i don't know any straight guys who carry a purse around

> actually hes metrosexual and his girlfriend is a hottie
girls love metros

by kareemo February 16, 2006

fanta pubes

in other words orange pubes

her fanta pubes were mistaken for fire .

by kareemo January 24, 2006

carpet surfing

its the act by which someone if surfing the carpet looking for bits of crack that might have droped on the floor after a rough night.

crack heads go carpet surfing when they are fiending for more drugs.

by kareemo February 3, 2006