Definitions by kareemo

metrosexual 

simply a male who is socially gay but straight in the bedroom.

> gino got his nails done and went tanning today

- i think he is gay , i don't know any straight guys who carry a purse around

> actually hes metrosexual and his girlfriend is a hottie
girls love metros

metrosexual by kareemo February 16, 2006

carpet surfing 

its the act by which someone if surfing the carpet looking for bits of crack that might have droped on the floor after a rough night.

crack heads go carpet surfing when they are fiending for more drugs.

carpet surfing by kareemo February 3, 2006

fanta pubes 

in other words orange pubes

her fanta pubes were mistaken for fire .

fanta pubes by kareemo January 24, 2006