carpet munch 

To perform oral sex on a female. Eat the vagina

My girl didn't shower this week and she wants me to carpet munch.

carpet munch by kLoWn May 23, 2006

carpet munchies 

A heightened desire to perform cunnilingus following inhalation or ingestion of delta-9-tetrahydrocannabinol, the psychoactive compound in cannabis sativa.

Colloquially: really wanting to "eat pussy" after smoking marijuana.

Man, I was watching a movie with my girl the other night and after my second or third bong rip I really got the carpet munchies... dog I went down on her for like an hour!

carpet munchies by DJ Silky Nick November 2, 2011

carpet-muncher 

General term for lesbian.

Did you see the way Jenny was looking at Sarah-I bet she's a real carpet-muncher.

carpet-muncher by Caddock December 13, 2008

carpet muncher

A reference to a lesbian performing oral sex on another woman.

He tried getting her in bed, but it turns out she's a carpet muncher.

carpet muncher by Anonymous January 24, 2003

Carpet Muncher

A lesbian who performs oral sex on another lesbian.

"She's a total lesbian now. She's a carpet muncher."

Carpet Muncher by Babydoll75 February 26, 2019

carpet munching

To eat a hairy pussy - to eat a shaved pussy it would be to "polish the floorboads"

do you prefer to polish the floorboards or carpet munching?

carpet munching by davey2002 December 12, 2008

Carpet Munching

cunilingus, eating pussy

He enjoys carpet munching

Carpet Munching by Nelson December 1, 2003