carpet munch

To perform oral sex on a female. Eat the vagina

My girl didn't shower this week and she wants me to carpet munch.

by kLoWn May 17, 2006

carpet munching

To eat a hairy pussy - to eat a shaved pussy it would be to "polish the floorboads"

by davey2002 January 12, 2007

by Nelson December 2, 2003

A lesbian, meaning one who enjoys licking or mouthing another female's pubic area (hence, "carpet").

God, Bridget is hot. But it turns out she's just a carpet munching lesbian. No fuck for me!

by Winston Smith March 10, 2005

Diana: Lesbian porn is about the carpet munching technique.

by Chocoboywonder September 2, 2017

Lindzii is having a Carpet Munching Baby

by Aleishajade January 13, 2009

a girl who acts like she is lesbian and does lesbian acts on the street just like a dirty whore.

"blow out is such a carpet munching sewer skank".

"damn look at that carpet munching sewer skank"

by c.p.k August 28, 2009