carol christ 

overlord witch of the uc berkeley campus who lives at the top of the campanile and sets california on fire for her own amusement

evan: did you see what carol christ did to northern california again
chad: as long as it doesn't get between me and your asshole

carol christ by oskithegoldenbear February 19, 2019

a ghetto christmas carol 

A ghetto Christmas Carol is a great song by the rapper “xxxtentacion” it’s perfect to vibe to when you’re chilling

Man A ghetto Christmas Carol hits the spot

a ghetto christmas carol by Altoes May 16, 2021

Afghanistan Christmas Carol 

One hell of a Christmas Carol written by some guy.

Afghanistan Christmas Carol:

T' was the night before Christmas and all through the Land,
They're running like rabbits in Afghanistan,
Osama's been praying,
he's down on his Knees,
He's hoping that Allah will hear all his Pleas.
He thought if he killed us that we'd fall and Shatter,
But all that he's done is just make us Madder.
We ain't yet forgotten our Marines in Beirut,
And we'll kick your butt,
with one heavy Boot.

And yes we remember the USS Cole,
And the lives of our sailors that you bastards Stole.
You think you can rule us and cause us to Fear,
You'll soon get the answer if you live to Hear.
And we ain't forgotten your buddy Saddam,
And he ain't forgotten the sound of our Bombs.
You think that those mountains are somewhere to Hide.
They'll go down in history as the place where you Died.

Remember Khadhafi and his Line of Death?
He came very close,
to his final Breath.
So come out and prove it,
that you are a Man,
Cause our boys are coming and they have a Plan.
They are our fathers and they are our Sons,
And they sure do carry some mighty big Guns.
They would have stayed home with children and Wives,
Till you bastards came here and took all these Lives.

Osama I wrote this especially for You,
For air mail delivery by B-52.
You soon will be hearing a thud and a whistle,
Old Glory is coming, attached to a Missile
I will not be sorry to see your ass Go.
It's Red, White, and Blue that is running this Show

Afghanistan Christmas Carol by SandwichFOREATING April 21, 2011

Christmas Carol 

A guide into how to terrorize the top 1% into sharing their wealth.

The top 1% holds far more wealth than bottom 50% combined, we need to summon ghosts of the past, present and future as it is written in the Christmas Carol to scare the shit out of Goldman Sachs so they would give their money back to the community!

Christmas Carol by 32121 December 18, 2017

a christmas carol 

A classic tale revealing the evils of captialism.

Charles Dickens wrote a lot of books promoting at least moderate socialism. Too bad no one listens, even though A Christmas Carol is probably the most famous child's Christmas story of all time.

a christmas carol by Socialist REALism July 18, 2006

A Christmas Carol 

A sexual act that involves three men and one sleeping, yet willing recipient.

The first gentleman ejaculates into the recipient’s mouth while he/she is sleeping at 10:00 PM Christmas Eve.

The second ejaculates into the recipient’s mouth at 1:00 AM Christmas Morning.

The third ejaculates at 4:00 AM Christmas morning. Reminder of impending mortality is optional.

The recipient awakens, embossed by ejaculate, and reminded of the spirit of Christmas. He/she purchases a goose on Christmas Morn for a gimp and/or those less fortunate.

God bless us, one and all!

My boyfriend was a total grinch this Christmas, so I hired three guys to give him “A Christmas Carol” to remind him of the spirit of Christmas.

A Christmas Carol by Sloth Wrangler December 14, 2019

National Watch a Christmas Carol Day 

On 12/19/19 it’s National Watch a Christmas Carol Day. On this day in 1843 the Christmas Carol was published and to celebrate make sure to sit down and enjoy the satire in the modern portrayal of the classic Charles Dickens novel a Christmas Carol.

Hey guys let’s watch a Christmas Carol because it’s National Watch a Christmas Carol day.

National Watch a Christmas Carol Day by amanwithaplan46 December 19, 2019