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carnalita 

Mexican term for sister. Female form of carnal.
oye carnalita, I don't want you dating my friends.
carnalita by carnalita April 22, 2006
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a very creative girl, who doesn't realize how amazing they are. They can be very passive-aggressive, though they will be your best friend for life if you crack through their rough outer exterior.
That girl seems like a Carlita.
Carlita by Wooooooooosh November 26, 2018

cannabitard 

A pot devotee who has traveled way too deeply into the culture.
My neighbor is a straight-up cannabitard!
cannabitard by Dr Bunnygirl June 10, 2020

Carnitarian 

A person who eats meat but not fish. The opposite of a pescatarian.

Carnitarian myths:
Myth: You will mess up your brain without fish!
Truth: There are plenty of non-fish sources of Omega 3. Some would argue that flaxseed oil is worse since it is not DHA, but our bodies can convert non-DHA omegas to DHA. Flax also has the added benefit of being mercury free.

Myth: Countries that eat fish are smarter!
Truth: Lets look at the statistics. USA is about 30th place worldwide for math, and Germany is twelfth. (Source: Business Insider) Yet Germany has a LOWER per-capita fish consumption. (Source: UN)

Myth: But you haven't tried THIS fish!
Truth: If I hit my hand on a glass wall, and then hit my hand on a concrete wall, would I have to hit my hand on a stone wall to see whether I like it or hate it?

Myth: Fish is lean protein, with no cholesterol!
Truth: Fish has cholesterol. If you want some lean protein, try some beans.

People have such double standards. They have no problem with vegetarianism or gluten-free diets, yet they make fun of people who don't eat fish. One is "an alternative diet", while the other is "immature picky eating" in the minds of fish eaters.
Many Americans are carnitarians.

Carnitarian: Fish doesn't deserve to be called protein. It is practically a veggie. It smells worse going in than it does coming out.

Carmelita 

This girl is the living embodiment of elegance she’s the perfect balance between intelligence and beauty. Carmelita will always be the most gorgeous girl in any room. She is kinda but can be quite the jokester, she has a lot of personality. She is expressive in the way that she dresses. She’s the perfect partner for just about anything, she is a great listener and you’ll always be comfortable talking to her. You’re an extremely lucky person if you have a carmelita as a friend. If you have her as more than a friend, you have to keep her as long as you can. She’s perfect in every way, you can never get enough of her company and her presence always elevates the mood. She’s someone special, someone, to keep and to cherish. Her company never will grow old, in fact, you’ll long for it. You will miss every aspect of her, her Carmel like skin, her dirt colored eyes, her pear-shaped head fits perfectly into your hand, her kisses never seem to lose the effect on you, whenever she kisses you it's like she transports you to another dimension where you aren't confined by things like time. You are timeless in that moment, you are infinite. carmelita is a keeper, so keep her, cherish her and let her know what she means to you. But overall other things, Carmelita is my Kylie.
”Oh my God Kylie, you are my Carmelita”
Carmelita by SomeOtherJimmy July 9, 2019

Carnalito 

Mi carnalito esta creciendo rapido
Carnalito by Chapi420 May 31, 2018

carnitas 

One of the most traditional Mexican dishes, it's basically pieces of pork shoulder fried in a mixture of lard and Mexican Coca-Cola, and mixed w/ orange juice, lime peels, onions, and bay leaves. The meat is crispy on the outside and juicy and tender on the inside. It is usually served w/ yellow rice, refried black beans, corn tortillas, and pickled onions, and a salsa verde is served on the side as well.
Today I went to the taqueria for lunch and had some carnitas. They were really delicious.
carnitas by Lazy Gringo January 17, 2011
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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