Best.Beer.Ever!

Carlton Draught is celebrating its 150 years of being in existence here in Australia. Its brewed in Melbourne Australia at Carlton United Breweries and is available at the majority of Pubs and Clubs Australia wide. Typically its a Australian beer that is a all rounder, in saying that it goes with food or just having a beer for the sake of it, it's really smooth Draught beer especially served cold.

The beer is good from a can or glass, However the ultimate way to enjoy it, is from your local Pub or Bar in a Glass.

I'll have a pint of Carlton Draught mate!
Or
Pass us a tinnie of some Carlton Draught mate!

Carlton Draught by The_Phantom1337 September 20, 2014

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Carlyn

Carlyn is so beautiful that you can't take your eyes of that girl she will be the prettiest girl you will ever see she is an amazing singer a sexy person and the most beautiful person you will lay your eyes on.

Did you see carlyn

Carlyn by Alisa grace February 4, 2017

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Sloppy Carlton

Similar to a Hot Carl, a Sloppy Carlton is when you defecate on someone's face, but instead of more or less solid shit, it comes out as explosive diarrhea.

I was going to Hot Carl my girlfriend, but I had the basil chicken from Thai Bowl earlier... It ended up being a Sloppy Carlton.

Sloppy Carlton by Abe Vigoda's Ghost June 26, 2009

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vanessa carlton

Possibly the most underrated artist ever... after her big hit "A Thousand Miles" people thought her an untalented teenybopper, but shes actually very talented... Just listen to her new album, Harmonium. I really hope she comes back into the spotlight, she deserves it.

ME: Wow, I love Vanessa Carlton's new CD!
UNEDUCATED PERSON: Vanessa who?

vanessa carlton by Yeayeayouknowit November 14, 2005

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