Carlson

to avoid taking showers for weeks on end

man after my parents left for vacation, I've been pulling a Carlson. I'm smelling ripe!

Carlson by whattupmaing July 29, 2012

carlson

noun(n.)- Anyone who is extremely "jewish" or "cheap" with their money. Constantly seeking free items and left overs in a desperate attempt to save their quarters to buy a new menorah. Often but not always a carlson is equiped with an substantial sized nose which frequently pisses off his gay friends because it interferes with his dick sucking. Carlsons can be found at most Jewish temples searching for innocent little boys and their booties. Although all of these things above are mostly true one thing about a Carlson is always true; his mother is one fine looking lady that any man would be foolish to turn down.

#1
Jim: I think im gonna just throw out these french fries....
Stan: No dont!
Jim: why not?
Stan: because hanukkah is comming up and the Carlson needs to save his pennies.

#2
Mom: Have you seen joey at all lately?
Dad: No I havent why?
Mom: Oh no!
Dad: What is wrong?
Mom: The Carlson probably got him and is probably after his little bootie!

carlson by Dj wExfordie April 28, 2009

Carlson

A replacement for a Draguilar.
A director that seems nice for a while, but then pulls a Carlson and does something random and irrational to piss everyone off.
A Carlson is usually too young and immature to handle their job.

Can also refer to falling or tripping over yourself.

Person 1: Did you see him fall off the stage?? It was epic!
Person 2: Haha, yea he pulled another Carlson.

Carlson by Lizzardd April 4, 2008

Carlson

Carl is that bitch that's addicted to nicotine and never really does work in school think shes cool and just generally hits on all the girls and is to high into his ego

person: Oh look,its carl,
Carlson: someone wanna hit my vape?

Carlson by Shrimpcunt March 4, 2020

Carlson

A fat booty nigga who typically has twists/dreads pretty smart but the most nonchalant person you could meet

Carlson Big booty ass always quiet

Carlson by The woop descoop September 16, 2021

Carlson

Really just a fat booty nigga who normally had dreads/twists normally nonchalant

Why Carlson fat booty ass so quiet today

Carlson by The woop descoop September 16, 2021

Carlson

a dashing young gentleman with a high charisma

also has a very nice taste in subway

carlson: i’m heading to subway, y’all want anything?
innocent bystander: veggie delight please
carlson: a man with class you are

Carlson by squelchnghh November 21, 2021