by Mrswagswagg May 1, 2018
Get the carjay mug.Religion founded by a heterosexual 16yr old boy in 2k14. Where you can't have relationships with Females. It follows the same building blocks of Christianity. But however it has a much different perspective. Here's the 8 commandments of Cartayism
1: thou shall not be in a relationship with any kind of female
2: thou shall not have sexual intercorse of any kind with a female
3: thou cannot talk to females in a flirtatious way
4: if alone with a female, speak win spoken to
5: thou shall not gawk at females in public
6: thou shall not take a female on a date alone
7: thou shall never leave a Bro for a female
8: Don't partake on on drugs or alcohol
1: thou shall not be in a relationship with any kind of female
2: thou shall not have sexual intercorse of any kind with a female
3: thou cannot talk to females in a flirtatious way
4: if alone with a female, speak win spoken to
5: thou shall not gawk at females in public
6: thou shall not take a female on a date alone
7: thou shall never leave a Bro for a female
8: Don't partake on on drugs or alcohol
by Cartayism May 12, 2014
Get the Cartayism mug.Jacking off on someone's car door handle who you don't like. Not doing it in public is the ideal method to avoid getting arrested.
Ralphy put Scotty under the bus with the feminist's so Scotty gave Ralphy a Colac Carjacking. Now Ralphy has Scotty's jizz all over his hand at work.
by Strahany June 29, 2019
Get the Colac Carjacking mug.1.) An error in spelling that makes it impossible for the word to be deciphered.
2.) Someone who makes many spelling errors, either because they are truly stupid, or because they are typing too quickly.
2.) Someone who makes many spelling errors, either because they are truly stupid, or because they are typing too quickly.
Carjak: "ho wdid u doin u race"
Interpretation: "ho, did you doing you race?"
Reponse: "YOU CALLIN' ME A HO?!?"
Wow, Emma is such a carjak. She IMs people all the time in her fragmented nine-year-old English.
Interpretation: "ho, did you doing you race?"
Reponse: "YOU CALLIN' ME A HO?!?"
Wow, Emma is such a carjak. She IMs people all the time in her fragmented nine-year-old English.
by LOLspam April 30, 2008
Get the Carjak mug.Carjackistan is a fictitious country located where ever the statement it is in requires it. Is usually used in automotive jargon when the mechanic as no idea where to order the part from or as no idea from where it is coming.
Sure, I can have that there 710 cap here in a couple of weeks. May take longer though, it's being shipped from Carjackistan.
by eaglescout238 December 17, 2011
Get the Carjackistan mug.the Middle East's wealthiest potentate. He governs his Islamic kingdom under strict Shiite (pronounced Sheeyat) rule. The mullah hates whitey.
by Colin Bowel October 1, 2003
Get the Mullah of Carjackistan mug.Turning the nozzles on your car's windshield washer around so that it sprays other cars when activated. Specifically, this applies to spraying it in the face of another driver.
Ed: You shoulda seen it! I pulled up beside this yuppie in a convertible and turned up my stereo. When he turned and tried to stare me down My carjaculation hit him right in the face!
by killersbytrade April 3, 2009
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