carjay 

When your driving in a car smoking a jay while getting a BJ.

So she really gave you a carjay last night? Brodie...

carjay by Mrswagswagg May 1, 2018

Cartayism 

Religion founded by a heterosexual 16yr old boy in 2k14. Where you can't have relationships with Females. It follows the same building blocks of Christianity. But however it has a much different perspective. Here's the 8 commandments of Cartayism

1: thou shall not be in a relationship with any kind of female

2: thou shall not have sexual intercorse of any kind with a female

3: thou cannot talk to females in a flirtatious way

4: if alone with a female, speak win spoken to

5: thou shall not gawk at females in public

6: thou shall not take a female on a date alone

7: thou shall never leave a Bro for a female

8: Don't partake on on drugs or alcohol

Male: Bro I'm done with girls, I'm following Cartayism

Cartayism by Cartayism May 12, 2014

Colac Carjacking 

Jacking off on someone's car door handle who you don't like. Not doing it in public is the ideal method to avoid getting arrested.

Ralphy put Scotty under the bus with the feminist's so Scotty gave Ralphy a Colac Carjacking. Now Ralphy has Scotty's jizz all over his hand at work.

Colac Carjacking by Strahany June 29, 2019

Carjak

1.) An error in spelling that makes it impossible for the word to be deciphered.

2.) Someone who makes many spelling errors, either because they are truly stupid, or because they are typing too quickly.

Carjak: "ho wdid u doin u race"
Interpretation: "ho, did you doing you race?"
Reponse: "YOU CALLIN' ME A HO?!?"

Wow, Emma is such a carjak. She IMs people all the time in her fragmented nine-year-old English.

Carjak by LOLspam April 30, 2008

Carjackistan 

Carjackistan is a fictitious country located where ever the statement it is in requires it. Is usually used in automotive jargon when the mechanic as no idea where to order the part from or as no idea from where it is coming.

Sure, I can have that there 710 cap here in a couple of weeks. May take longer though, it's being shipped from Carjackistan.

Carjackistan by eaglescout238 December 17, 2011

Mullah of Carjackistan 

the Middle East's wealthiest potentate. He governs his Islamic kingdom under strict Shiite (pronounced Sheeyat) rule. The mullah hates whitey.

The Mullah of Carjackistan funds terrorism on a global scale.

Mullah of Carjackistan by Colin Bowel October 1, 2003

carjaculation 

Turning the nozzles on your car's windshield washer around so that it sprays other cars when activated. Specifically, this applies to spraying it in the face of another driver.

Ed: You shoulda seen it! I pulled up beside this yuppie in a convertible and turned up my stereo. When he turned and tried to stare me down My carjaculation hit him right in the face!

carjaculation by killersbytrade April 3, 2009