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Carjak

1.) An error in spelling that makes it impossible for the word to be deciphered.

2.) Someone who makes many spelling errors, either because they are truly stupid, or because they are typing too quickly.
Carjak: "ho wdid u doin u race"
Interpretation: "ho, did you doing you race?"
Reponse: "YOU CALLIN' ME A HO?!?"

Wow, Emma is such a carjak. She IMs people all the time in her fragmented nine-year-old English.
by LOLspam April 30, 2008
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carcake

The "hat" of snow left on the roof of a car when the owner has cleaned the windows but not the rest of the vehicle. Usually encountered when the driver is too short or too lazy to access the roof.
On the highway, I swerved to avoid an airborne carcake which had just blown off the car in front of me.
by bsnyc March 3, 2009
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Colac Carjacking

Jacking off on someone's car door handle who you don't like. Not doing it in public is the ideal method to avoid getting arrested.
Ralphy put Scotty under the bus with the feminist's so Scotty gave Ralphy a Colac Carjacking. Now Ralphy has Scotty's jizz all over his hand at work.
by Strahany June 29, 2019
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Carjackistan

Carjackistan is a fictitious country located where ever the statement it is in requires it. Is usually used in automotive jargon when the mechanic as no idea where to order the part from or as no idea from where it is coming.
Sure, I can have that there 710 cap here in a couple of weeks. May take longer though, it's being shipped from Carjackistan.
by eaglescout238 December 17, 2011
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Mullah of Carjackistan

the Middle East's wealthiest potentate. He governs his Islamic kingdom under strict Shiite (pronounced Sheeyat) rule. The mullah hates whitey.
The Mullah of Carjackistan funds terrorism on a global scale.
by Colin Bowel October 1, 2003
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carjaculation

Turning the nozzles on your car's windshield washer around so that it sprays other cars when activated. Specifically, this applies to spraying it in the face of another driver.
Ed: You shoulda seen it! I pulled up beside this yuppie in a convertible and turned up my stereo. When he turned and tried to stare me down My carjaculation hit him right in the face!
by killersbytrade April 3, 2009
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carake

I LOVE CARAKES
by SsadlyItsMe October 19, 2020
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