Carjak

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1.) An error in spelling that makes it impossible for the word to be deciphered.

2.) Someone who makes many spelling errors, either because they are truly stupid, or because they are typing too quickly.

Carjak: "ho wdid u doin u race"
Interpretation: "ho, did you doing you race?"
Reponse: "YOU CALLIN' ME A HO?!?"

Wow, Emma is such a carjak. She IMs people all the time in her fragmented nine-year-old English.

Carjak by LOLspam April 30, 2008

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carcake

The "hat" of snow left on the roof of a car when the owner has cleaned the windows but not the rest of the vehicle. Usually encountered when the driver is too short or too lazy to access the roof.

On the highway, I swerved to avoid an airborne carcake which had just blown off the car in front of me.

carcake by bsnyc March 3, 2009

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Colac Carjacking

Jacking off on someone's car door handle who you don't like. Not doing it in public is the ideal method to avoid getting arrested.

Ralphy put Scotty under the bus with the feminist's so Scotty gave Ralphy a Colac Carjacking. Now Ralphy has Scotty's jizz all over his hand at work.

Colac Carjacking by Strahany June 29, 2019

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Carjackistan

Carjackistan is a fictitious country located where ever the statement it is in requires it. Is usually used in automotive jargon when the mechanic as no idea where to order the part from or as no idea from where it is coming.

Sure, I can have that there 710 cap here in a couple of weeks. May take longer though, it's being shipped from Carjackistan.

Carjackistan by eaglescout238 December 17, 2011

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Mullah of Carjackistan

the Middle East's wealthiest potentate. He governs his Islamic kingdom under strict Shiite (pronounced Sheeyat) rule. The mullah hates whitey.

The Mullah of Carjackistan funds terrorism on a global scale.

Mullah of Carjackistan by Colin Bowel October 1, 2003

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carjaculation

Turning the nozzles on your car's windshield washer around so that it sprays other cars when activated. Specifically, this applies to spraying it in the face of another driver.

Ed: You shoulda seen it! I pulled up beside this yuppie in a convertible and turned up my stereo. When he turned and tried to stare me down My carjaculation hit him right in the face!

carjaculation by killersbytrade April 3, 2009

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carake

A carrot cake

I LOVE CARAKES

carake by SsadlyItsMe October 19, 2020

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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