cariparda 

A word of gibberish used in a statement or question directed toward someone designed to "get" or trick them into thinking you're actually saying or asking something legitimate. This confuses them, leading them to ask what you have just said.

Richie: Hey Rube, are you going to the cariparda?
Rube: Huh?
Richie: Gotcha!

cariparda by Dick Garcia May 4, 2011

Auto Erotic Charizardation 

When you're jerking off and right before you nut you light your own pubic hairs on fire and angle your dick and nut on the flames putting them out. After get a hand held mirror look into it and yell, "I DO NOT HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO TRAIN"

Guy 1: Hey dude.
Guy 2: Yo you tryna hang out?
Guy 1: I don't know I've really been into auto erotic charizardation.
Guy 2: THE FUCK IS THAT!?
Guy 1: EVERYTHING MAN!

Auto Erotic Charizardation by Chute Mi Plez November 9, 2020

Carparanoia

Carparanoia- the state of mind whereupon any audible anomaly in your automobile induces the thought of extreme income loss in your mind.

My gosh that sound in the back, when I apply my brakes just causes me extreme carparanoia. I best see my therapist instead of my mechanic!

Carparanoia by DickensFan1968 March 2, 2018

carparanoia

Carparanoia- a state of mind whereupon any audible anomalous situation in an automobile induced a state causing a concern of imminent income loss.

My gosh I hear that darn squeak in the back of the car again! I better see my therapist for my carparanoia.

carparanoia by DickensFan1968 May 8, 2018

Carinalda 

Someone who’s patient, calm and most of the time good listener. Always trying to help others in need.

Physically hot and irresistible.

For example: Carinalda is beautiful girl

Carinalda by anonymous November 21, 2021

Auto Erotic Charizardation 

When you are jerking off and before you nut you light your pubic hairs on fire. Then proceed to nut and put out the flames then grab a hand held mirror and yell "I DO NOT HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO TRAIN".

Guy 1: Hey dude.
Guy 2: Yo bro you tryna hang out tonight?
Guy 1: Nah I'm gonna be busy.
Guy 2: With what?
Guy 1: Oh just some auto erotic charizardation.
Guy 2: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?
Guy 1: IT'S THE BEST MAN!

Auto Erotic Charizardation by Chute Mi Plez November 9, 2020