Carparanoia

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Carparanoia- the state of mind whereupon any audible anomaly in your automobile induces the thought of extreme income loss in your mind.

My gosh that sound in the back, when I apply my brakes just causes me extreme carparanoia. I best see my therapist instead of my mechanic!

Carparanoia by DickensFan1968 March 2, 2018

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carparanoia

Carparanoia- a state of mind whereupon any audible anomalous situation in an automobile induced a state causing a concern of imminent income loss.

My gosh I hear that darn squeak in the back of the car again! I better see my therapist for my carparanoia.

carparanoia by DickensFan1968 May 8, 2018

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