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Carparanoia- a state of mind whereupon any audible anomalous situation in an automobile induced a state causing a concern of imminent income loss.
My gosh I hear that darn squeak in the back of the car again! I better see my therapist for my carparanoia.
by DickensFan1968 May 08, 2018
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Carparanoia- the state of mind whereupon any audible anomaly in your automobile induces the thought of extreme income loss in your mind.
My gosh that sound in the back, when I apply my brakes just causes me extreme carparanoia. I best see my therapist instead of my mechanic!
by DickensFan1968 March 02, 2018
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