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cargaritas 

When all the bars are closed because of carona virus but they sell drinks to go in styrofoam cups and you drink them driving around in your car because you’re tired of being at home.
Me: are you done with with work? Let’s go get some cargaritas.

Her: YAHTZEE, I’ll grab some hand sanitizer.
cargaritas by eli jackson March 30, 2020
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Sangrias and Margaritas 

Slang for a couple of drunk cats. Typically the cats aren't actually drunk, but act like they have been exposed to alcoholic drinks someone left out, like a sangria or margarita. If someone's cats acts

weirder than you would ever expect, and makes little to no sense, you can say they are sangrias and margaritas.
Person: That person's cats are really weird. They act like they're drunk.
Other person: I guess the cats are sangrias and margaritas.

shaking margaritas 

the act of masturbation of the male genital region by a female (or male)
Ali was caught shaking margaritas with her boyfriend Patrick.

Cargarita 

An alcoholic beverage made in a car, involving portable ingredients.
"I wanted to have a drink before I walked into the club, so I sat in my vehicle and had a Cargarita."
Cargarita by Dr. Shockwave January 22, 2009

Margaritas

noun: The quintessential breast. Margarita's are desirably large and fit the general criteria for the perfect breast. E.g shape, size, nipple type, firmness.

The term Margarita is a derivative from female bartenders around the world who serve alcoholic beverages (such as margaritas) are known for their large breast.
Hey cathy, your margaritas are hanging out.
Margaritas by Jefferss August 13, 2009

Grande Margaritas 

The drink of choice for boyfriends to break-up with their girlfriends over.
Maya: Why are you crying?
Christine: My boyfriend took me out to grande margaritas!
Maya: Ooo ouch you guys broke up.
Grande Margaritas by ilovetacos468 November 25, 2011

cargarita 

A frozen margarita made at a tailgating or similar event using a blender that runs off a car's battery.
We made a yummy pitcher of cargaritas in the parking lot at the Jimmy Buffet concert.
cargarita by Falula Jones April 13, 2010
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