card-swiped

The quintessential “got laid” sexual euphemism where the card is the penis and the credit card terminal (swiper) is the vagina.

Example: My wife got card-swiped by my best friend and now I’m the father of triplets.

card-swiped by Steve J November 26, 2005

Swiped that card 

To take something from someone.

“He took her virginity, he swiped that card”

Swiped that card by slayslayslay1915 March 14, 2023

Colombian Card Swipe 

the columbian card swipe: inserting your nose into another persons asshole and snorting a line of cocaine as the brutally beef stew you in the face with your nose in the middle of their asshole

Dude, my nose is really runny after doing a Colombian card swipe yesterday.

Colombian Card Swipe by The Ultimate Guy November 8, 2022

Finnish card-swipe 

when one applies a great helping of tooth paste to the index finger and swipes it down an ass-crack thus creating a sensation of ecstasy and tingling to the user (and often times applier). it was once used for ceremonial purposes to prevent the condition known as "dank ass", but now has devolved into a type of hygienic fetish.

fred pleased his lover, sally, by performing a Finnish card-swipe.

Finnish card-swipe by the-chronic-hygenic March 9, 2011

Dirty Credit Card Swipe 

The act of swiping one's hand through their own asscrack, and smelling it afterwards.

Steve was caught performing the Dirty Credit Card Swipe by his roommate Sean. When confronted about the act, he smelled his hand again.

Dirty Credit Card Swipe by Tomato Head Ed November 8, 2008

Credit Card Swipe 

Swiping a credit card through a strippers ass instead of paying with money

Connor was out of money but still wanted a lap dance so he did a credit card swipe.

Credit Card Swipe by chavo190 August 1, 2011

Credit Card Swipe 

The cleansing act of passing a bar of soap between the butt cheeks while taking a shower.

Roy: "Can I borrow your soap?"

Alfred: "Yeah, go ahead. But no credit card swipes!"

Credit Card Swipe by Lewis Ebersole January 31, 2008