card-swipe
To card-swipe is to hold something between your butt cheeks when your hands are full in the similar motion of swiping a credit card.
card-swipe by Jofin March 2, 2011
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Card Swipe
The act of taking an object (preferably not yours) and swiping it between your asscheeks similar to swiping a credit card. Very efficient for quick, smooth paybacks. There is also a small chance to leave some Afterswipe, depending on how much is caught in your asspubes.
Card Swipe by DoutcheBag April 7, 2011
Card Swipe
the act of getting a notebook or a rectangular shaped object and swipe between the persons legs hitting there ballsack
Card Swipe by HarryJewberry October 3, 2011
Colombian Card Swipe
the columbian card swipe: inserting your nose into another persons asshole and snorting a line of cocaine as the brutally beef stew you in the face with your nose in the middle of their asshole
Colombian Card Swipe by The Ultimate Guy November 8, 2022
Finnish card-swipe
when one applies a great helping of tooth paste to the index finger and swipes it down an ass-crack thus creating a sensation of ecstasy and tingling to the user (and often times applier). it was once used for ceremonial purposes to prevent the condition known as "dank ass", but now has devolved into a type of hygienic fetish.
Finnish card-swipe by the-chronic-hygenic March 9, 2011
Dirty Credit Card Swipe
Steve was caught performing the Dirty Credit Card Swipe by his roommate Sean. When confronted about the act, he smelled his hand again.
Dirty Credit Card Swipe by Tomato Head Ed November 8, 2008
Credit Card Swipe
Credit Card Swipe by chavo190 August 1, 2011
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