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Carcoholic 

somone who chronicaclly drives drunk.
my friend who is a carcoholic shows up to work drunk and his job is a long haul truck driver.
Carcoholic by jacksondragon32 November 21, 2010

Carcoholic 

Jackson has 5 cars. He is a carcoholic.
Carcoholic by Cleo587 June 17, 2023

Carcoholic 

Jackson has car collection. He is a carcoholic.
Carcoholic by Cleo587 June 17, 2023

Calcaholic 

A person who really likes math.

One who does not get laid.
Calcaholic pickup lines:

I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.

Wanna expand my polynomial?
Calcaholic by i like fritos December 21, 2010

cardaholic

A man who receives more Christmas or birthday cards is angrily labelled this by his jealous, childish wife.
Flared-nostrilled jealous, childish wife: "Someone's become a cardaholic!"
cardaholic by Gruzzo July 20, 2006

Catoholic 

N. A person who really enjoys the company of cats and/or has an addiction to them.
Derived from the term "alcoholic" which describes a person with an addiction to alcohol.

(Not to be confused with catholic)
"I'm so excited you are a catoholic!"

"Brenda has like 78 kittens and she loves them all. She is a catoholic"
Catoholic by Jay Jay Cool Whip March 23, 2010