carbontard 

A retarded person who believes that human made CO2 emissions cause climate change or global warming

That little carbontard Greta Thunberg wants to lecture adults about how we all must reduce our CO2 emissions or else the apocalypse is upon us.

carbontard by Ornstein90 September 25, 2019

carbonated poop water 

a drink from burger king that oddly resembles a coke

Guy: "Oh my god is this coke from Burger King"
Same Guy: *sips the drink and then realizes what it is*
That same guy:"Oh what is that? That's carbonated poop water."

carbonated poop water by viitxrr May 29, 2020

carbotarian 

Someone who defies all diet rules and eats only food high in carbohydrates and starch

"I'm a carbotarian. I only eat bread, pasta, cereal, cake, pies, muffins, rice, potatoes, etc."

carbotarian by Steph & Renee April 28, 2005

Crontard 

Someone who is hopelessly incompetent when it comes to basic computer tasks.

Not always, but often applies to person(s) born before 1990.

IT guy: Jamie is a complete Crontard. This is the fifth time I have had to walk her through the process of adding contacts into her contact list.

Crontard by EagleAS October 29, 2011

Carbonated Urine 

Budweiser

"I'll have some bubbly piss, or a Budweiser. Yeah, carbonated urine."

Carbonated Urine by anotherdumbmonkey August 18, 2011

carbotarian 

carbotarian, noun. A person whose diet consists mainly of foods high in carbohydrates.

My sister claims to be a vegetarian, but all she eats is bread; she's such a carbotarian.

There were so many carbs in that meal I feel like a carobotarian.

Vegans and vegetarians who don't know how to control their diets will become carbotarians.

carbotarian by Powerstothepeople July 23, 2013

Carpentard 

A carpenter lacking so much skill that it results in an inability to function in the craft.

Bret is such a carpentard, he can’t even grasp the most basic skills.

Carpentard by Carpentard July 19, 2022