car port

Going down on a really fat chick, then in the middle of the act pull her fat roll over your head and say, "just parking the car." And smile.

Tom parked the car in Gigantor's car port last night and she just smiled.

by Dickus September 9, 2005

Graffiti in my car port

The act of pulling out at the point of no return and inadvertently spraying over a ladies vagina or a mans anus. A method often known more commonly as "withdrawal"

Sarah - "Tom dont aim for my face, Graffiti in my car port"
Tom - "Ok"

"dude, was with a game hottie last night but had no rubbers, so I Graffitied in her car port"

by stinky scotsman May 28, 2009

Car ride porta-pody

After drinking to much water on a long car ride and needing to go to the restroom. You stretch your partners jaw open so far they get lock jaw, and then you proceed to urinate in there mouth to the point that it drowns them

P1. Hey bro, can we stop. I have to take a piss P2. We don’t have time to stop let’s just do a car ride porta-pody.

by Toscanini March 14, 2021

portugese car barn

When a toy car is inserted into the rectum of a person and their partner has to retrieve it with their tongue.

oh my god, when we did the Portugese car barn, it was such a rush. His tongue was so cold and it sent shivers down my gooch

by RzR_rawr June 28, 2009

the portugal airport is that way, and where's ronaldo? he's crying in his car! poor ronaldo

legendary words said by a sigma that enraged a fandom composed of 12 year old homophobic boys

sigma 9 year old: “ the portugal airport is that way, and where's ronaldo? he's crying in his car! poor ronaldo

by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut January 17, 2023

carport

1. A structure designed to shelter a vehicle from the elements. It is usually only a roof supported by minimal walls. For those who are too cheap to build a garage and white trash.

Shit man, that carport I bought from home depot didn't protect my car from Hurricane Katrina!

by YoHoHoAndABottleOfVodka September 13, 2010

carport therapy

Dealing with the stress and anxiety of life by sitting under your carport (or garage) and drinking as many beers as you can. Particularly popular in the South.

"I'll tell you what, man... Life ain't easy. The wife won't give me a break, I got laid off, my kids are out of control... What I need is some carport therapy."

by SkepticalBaby June 21, 2016