car port

Going down on a really fat chick, then in the middle of the act pull her fat roll over your head and say, "just parking the car." And smile.

Tom parked the car in Gigantor's car port last night and she just smiled.

by Dickus August 24, 2005

Graffiti in my car port

The act of pulling out at the point of no return and inadvertently spraying over a ladies vagina or a mans anus. A method often known more commonly as "withdrawal"

Sarah - "Tom dont aim for my face, Graffiti in my car port"
Tom - "Ok"

"dude, was with a game hottie last night but had no rubbers, so I Graffitied in her car port"

by stinky scotsman May 28, 2009