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When a toy car is inserted into the rectum of a person and their partner has to retrieve it with their tongue.
oh my god, when we did the Portugese car barn, it was such a rush. His tongue was so cold and it sent shivers down my gooch
by RzR_rawr June 28, 2009
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The Angry Trail is when a large man's beard grows so large, it entangles with his chest hair and travels down to his pubic region.
If a fat hairy lumber jack had a really big beard and it tucked into his shirt it combined with his chest and pubic hair, creating the angry trail.
by RzR_rawr June 24, 2009
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When having sexual intercourse with a buff woman, she curls your body and gives you oral sex at the same time.
damn, you know that female bodybuilder I was talking to at the bar last night? yeah, so we went to her place and she gave me the half ply.
by RzR_rawr June 28, 2009
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