Definitions by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut

post this on insta reels 

if you get this comment on tiktok, do not post your video on ig reels if you don’t want to get cooked

“post this on insta reels they’ll love it”

post this on insta reels by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut May 20, 2024

president of iran 

the president of iran is no more. he is gone. he got 200 pumped and the israelis and americans and saudis are currently hitting the griddy on him (and irans civilians)

“bro the president of iran got bodied hard last night”
“haha bozo”

president of iran by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut May 20, 2024

omaha shield 

the “omaha shield” is a term to describe how all the bad weather goes around specifically downtown omaha and council bluffs.

“did you hear about all the tornadoes that tore through all of the areas around omaha?”

“yeah. none hit omaha just the suburbs”

“must’ve been the omaha shield”

omaha shield by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut May 20, 2024

October 7 2023 

the day hamas had enough of israel’s shit and decided to kick the country of zionists ass. unfortunately zionistland decided to call its buddies (usa, uk) to come help them spread more zionism, with the goal of eradicating palestine and replace it with zionistland

october 7 2023

October 7 2023 by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut January 26, 2024

kahhori 

she’s literally the space store itself. can stop bullets, create forcefields, portals, and fly

reality stone - wanda maximoff

time stone - loki

space stone - kahhori

power stone- agatha
mind stone - vision

soul stone - black widow

kahhori by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut January 1, 2024

loki stan

okay after loki season 2 loki is obviously a lot more powerful, but his stan’s are completely overrating him on tiktok and think he easily beats wanda. they are out of control. they think he can easily erase wanda, but wanda has the same powers he has in her hex. if wanda created a hex around the universe, loki would not be able to affect her or her universe.

loki stan

loki stan by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut November 23, 2023

jean stan 

jean stans are people who love jean grey. there are good ones but the majority of jean stan’s are obsessed with wanda and will comment on every wanda edit and say jean pops wanda (when she obviously doesn’t) an example of a toxic jean stan is greystaredits

jean stan

jean stan by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut November 23, 2023