allyssa thornton

your local basic white girl except for shes british

jess- omg allyssa look what dini just sent me
allyssa- hahaha omg so funny he is so stupid i like jack hes my bf
jess- I thought abu was?
allyssa- not anymore
aqxa/ryan- (in american accent) hi guys why did you invite me
allyssa thornton- omg guess what jixsy just told me?
aqxa- what?

jess- jixsy just asked allyssa out
aqxa- doesnt he look like a truck
*julian joins*
julian- kys allyssa
allyssa- well how bout u? *kicks julian but julians joins back*
julian- i was just kidding
jess- go away mate you fanny tickler
aqxa- what does that mean
allyssa- oh shut up ryan go away with your double standards!!!!
aqxa- huh wym by double standards?
*ryan and julian get kicked*
julian- i recorded that whole thing. wanna see it?
ryan- uhh ig?
julian- look on tiktok

by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut March 13, 2023

allyssa thornton

allyssa if u be reading this i dont like u anymore u a thotty for dating dini (not even he dont like u anymore)

allyssa thornton: omg we will be together forever
also allyssa thornton: eww you look like a deformed pterdactyl

by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut March 13, 2023

millie's coming

every june, you gays better hide cuz millie’s coming for you 🏳️ 🌈💥🚗

gay person: *exists*

millie: coming to hit you

millie’s coming
millie's coming

by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut August 13, 2023

kyiv in 3 days

“kyiv in 3 days!”
“no how about 5”
“give it 10 more”

“maybe 50”
“kyiv in never”

kyiv in 3 days

by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut September 04, 2023

🇨🇳

the flag of coronaland

Person A: are you from 🇨🇳?
Person B: nah i hate coronaland

by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut April 02, 2022

i heard from a friend of a friend

that dick was 10 outta 10 💯💯💯💯🤤😮 💨

Girl 1: I heard from a friend of a friend
Me: That dick was a 10 outta 10
*We both start doin the dance

by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut March 29, 2022

hotel trivago

Shots? Fired
Relationship? Ruined

Life? ended
Hotel? trivago

Hotel trivago

by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut February 24, 2022