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car fuck 

A motor accident in which the lead car has another car piled up on top of it from the rear, the result of a tailgater being unable to stop in time through being too close.

Resembles one car mounting another.
Witness: A kid ran out in the road and the lead car had to stop real fast, the car behind was unable to stop in time and really car fucked him.

Fireman: Well driver in the lead car has no worries now, the rear cars engine block has taken his head clean off.
car fuck by Blue Cawdrey November 23, 2004

MUSCLE CAR AS FUCK 

Muscle car as fuck is some thing that muscle car guys say because they think they are the shit but deep inside they know that they are just mad because they are slow and usles🤗
MUSCLE CAR AS FUCK by JDM LIFE 🔰 September 30, 2017

Fuck Boy Car Freshener 

Ladies, if you get into a guys car and he has the black ice car freshener that’s a red flag that he’s a fuck boy and can’t be trusted. Stay woke to other possible red flags.
Monique: “(sniffing around as she gets inside Arty’s car) It smells like fuck boys in here!”
Arty: “Wtf! 😂 lmao. What do fuck boys smell like?”
Monique: “Like this! (looks around and sees the black ice tree) oh! No wonder it smells like fuck boys! It’s because you have the fuck boy car freshener!”

fuck up a one car funeral procession

this is for the complete lamo that most likely doesn't have 2 brain cells to bounce together. If you think about a funeral procession, and how it takes a little bit of effort to keep it organized...now pare it down to one car, yes, just one car - the idiot him/herself.
That moron could fuck up a one car funeral procession.

National Fuck a Ginger in a Car Day 

April 20th: Fuck a ginger, any ginger in a car, or even multiple gingers in a car at once
Yo! Did you hear about National Fuck a Ginger in a Car Day! Let’s go for a drive!

car fucker 

nGet's off by the feeling of his car. Is sexually aroused by cars.
car fucker by shoeless joe March 24, 2003