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Capacitance Electronic Disc

CEDs are conductive vinyl platters that are 30.0 cm (11.8 in) in diameter. To avoid using the metric system to name their discs, they were called "12 inch discs" even though they were actually slightly smaller. Each side of the disc has grooves that are about 19 miles long and are 37 times smaller than the grooves on a regular phonograph record. When the disc is playing, it spins at about 450 times per minute and each rotation of the disc contained several frames of audio and visual information.

To read the disc, a titanium needle was placed very lightly on the outer edge of the disc. A small electric current was then passed thru the center of the needle, where it would touch the bottom of the groove and read the audio information, which was stored in small holes. The needle would read these by detecting how much air was between the needle and the pit and then the electronics of the player would convert these into audio. The visual information was stored in the grooves and were read like a regular phonograph record. As the needle passed over the grooves, it would vibrate and the player would convert the vibrations into the pictures.
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Parasitic Capacitance 

Used as an excuse when practical results from electrical paraphernalia do not match theoretical expectations. Is also used as excuse for general problems.
The math states it should be 5.2 volts. But I am receiving a 512 V reading on multimeter. Must be parasitic capacitance.
Parasitic Capacitance by anonymous December 24, 2023

Flux Capacitated 

Flux Capacitated : The extreme feeling of being totally engulfed and enthralled by the exhilarating music and lyrics of the phenom Flux Capacitor Band.
When you hear the Flux Capacitor's original songs, Dome, Moth, Monolith, Unite, Everythings Happening, Helpin You Out, on and on, you begin to become Flux Capacitated, and you begin with uncontrollable smiling, you sing, dance, flail your arms and begin to experience intense euphoric pleasure! This continues indefinately or until you experience your next Flux Capacitor Music Encounter.
Flux Capacitated by Mama Flux December 7, 2011

over-capacitated 

having characteristics of that which has high capacitation
1. "yo bitch, yo titties is over-capacitatin' my face!"

2. "the party is getting a little over-capacitated, so you should get the fuck out"

3. "get over here and over-capacitate my face with yo titties bitch"
over-capacitated by stryphrev January 22, 2009

flux capacitate 

masturbating, to someone who had sex with in this past or want to have sex with in the future.
RICK: I am going home to flux capacitate about the time I plowed Cindy Johnson, at the Days Inn in 1999.

CHAD: AWESOME
flux capacitate by Rick Nuts October 17, 2008

capacitate 

Capacitate can be used in sentences such as: how do I capacitate this information. Or my computer cannot capacitate the instructions it has been given...
How do i capacitate this information I have been given.
capacitate by Staceylou43 June 16, 2017

Capacitaded 

New word for something reaching its “maximum capacity
That building is capacitaded