Cognitive Capability Fabrication 

An ability only low to mid-ranked divine beings possess. It allows the users to manifest any “superpower” imaginable. This ability was created by the high-ranked gods to accommodate weaker gods in dire situations. The ability activates when the user concentrate on the desired powers. There are no limits on how high someone’s powers can go, but there is a minimum limit. “Any being with Cognitive Capability Fabrication is unable to accelerate under twenty-five meters per second.” This limitation only refers to an individual’s sprinting speed, not the walking speed. The high-ranked Immortal beings may obtain the ability if they wanted to alter their bodies into a mortal.

P1: I wish I had superpowers.
P2: Do you know about Cognitive Capability Fabrication?
P1: No. What is that?
P2: Basically, you get superpowers by imagining them.
P1: I’ve done that before. It doesn’t work.
P2: That makes sense, because you’re not a god.

Cognitive Capability Fabrication by Ardyneus December 25, 2019

selective capability disorder 

Refers to a broad range of pseudo-maladies (where the person is merely faking/exaggerating a certain physical/emotional/mental infirmity/disability, like the infamous "selective deafness") that many lazy/selfish/uncaring people complain of, merely to get out of performing some undesirable task. These supposed maladies include:
(1) selective stamina/fatigue disorder, whereby the "sufferer" instantly becomes a nearly-lifeless "limp rag" whenever anything resembling w-o-r-k is requested/suggested; he always seems to be perfectly able to jump robustly back up again, though, when some fun/pleasant activity is subsequently offered or suggested
(2) selective phobia disorder, whereby the "sufferer" claims to have an intense fear/loathing of a certain aspect of the task at hand, again, usually to simply be relieved of having to participate in said task; he often seems to be able to placidly/confidently manage other similar-context activities just fine, however
(3) selective allergy/medical-condition disorder, similar to #2, whereby someone claims to have a serious illness/infirmity that would prevent him from safely performing a less-than-pleasant task, yet he's perfectly okay with less arduous/boring tasks which involve the same types of substances/conditions
(4) selective strength/health disorder, whereby someone claims to not be physically muscular/fit enough to perform a certain task, but yet he lifts weights, moves heavy loads in a hand-truck/wheelbarrow, etc. at other times

My uncle claims to be helpless.clueless whenever I ask him to step in and help resolve a dispute between a fellow youngster and myself, yet he is a headmaster at a private school and is known for his firm leadership there... sounds like selective capability disorder to me!

selective capability disorder by QuacksO January 10, 2017

Cramability

noun masc.:

The natural or acquired skill of cramming knowledge into one's brain via intense periods of revision in the final moments (most frequently days or hours before an exam).

I got an A* in English from pure cramability.
Man, my aspiration in life is to have cramability as good as yours!

Cramability by Xuz May 25, 2009

Canability 

Noun:
Skilled to Perform, Inspired to Unleash Brilliance
(See also: Pallets Up)

Wei Ming pumped his hands to the beat of the Press. Jesse was like, yeah boi, Pallets Up!. Sik Canability!

Canability by CanMaker August 29, 2023

wireless crapability 

n. A weak wi-fi connection that your ISP insists is "blazing fast."

"We got a brand-new gateway from Comcast, but still only have wireless crapability -- every YouTube video freezes every five seconds."

Originally from Arrested Development: GOB's mispronunciation of "wireless capability," when listing Michael's ideas for Sitwell homes: "Number 32: Wireless crapability, that one explains itself."

wireless crapability by arkinese June 8, 2014

Fapability 

A rating used to describe whether a woman is hot or not.

Susy rates pretty high on the fapability scale

Fapability by Jarabobafett November 1, 2009

Crapability 

How bad a thing, or someone, can be. The opposite of(credibility)

That deal was rejected due to its high level crapability

Crapability by shabbooo7 December 13, 2010