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Join the Rates

A insult directed towards men telling them to kill themself, otherwise joining the male suicide rates.
Man: *says something offensive*
Woman: Join the rates you incel
Join the Rates by Lucky_im_gay August 10, 2023

Mates Rates 

To sell a product or service to someone at the same or close to what the product or service will cost you. Hence the person that you are selling to is being given a substantial discount on the normal price. As the term "mates rates" suggests this level of discount is usually only given to mates, or friends, of the person selling the product or service.
Bob: "Hey Johnno, how much did you pay for that computer?"
John: "Got it real cheap mate. Trev sold it to me at mates rates."
Mates Rates by M Provost December 27, 2005

Hennessey Rates 

a fee or cost much too high to be seen as reasonable for Hunter to pay to his laywer for getting his name cleared after a scandal
Larry, don’t be charging me Hennessey Rates!

George Rates 

Term used to describe the pay rate of an employee who is being unfairly exploited by not being payed a legal wage by their employee. Derived from the wage theft scandal surrounding ex Masterchef Australia judge George Colombaris' restaurant empire.
" My new RM is a total cunt"
" Oh shit how come?"
"They have the gall to stick me with George Rates and expect me to live off it!"

Hennessey Rates 

Exorbitant fees or rates that a professional, like for example an attorney, may be charging his clients.
HUNTER, "N*****, you better not be charging me Hennessey Rates."
Hennessey Rates by POd expat June 13, 2021

Hennessy Rates 

Exorbitant pricing that can be generally justified by superior quality or status-signaling branding.

It is in reference to the LMVH cognac, Hennessey, of the which has successfully branded itself as a popular status-signalling luxury drink.

The phrase is attributed to President Joe Biden's son, Hunter.
Nigga, you better not be charging me Hennessy rates.
Hennessy Rates by Merking You June 12, 2021