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Join the Rates

A insult directed towards men telling them to kill themself, otherwise joining the male suicide rates.
Man: *says something offensive*
Woman: Join the rates you incel
Join the Rates by Lucky_im_gay August 10, 2023

Mates Rates 

To sell a product or service to someone at the same or close to what the product or service will cost you. Hence the person that you are selling to is being given a substantial discount on the normal price. As the term "mates rates" suggests this level of discount is usually only given to mates, or friends, of the person selling the product or service.
Bob: "Hey Johnno, how much did you pay for that computer?"
John: "Got it real cheap mate. Trev sold it to me at mates rates."
Mates Rates by M Provost December 27, 2005

Hennessey Rates 

a fee or cost much too high to be seen as reasonable for Hunter to pay to his laywer for getting his name cleared after a scandal
Larry, don’t be charging me Hennessey Rates!

George Rates 

Term used to describe the pay rate of an employee who is being unfairly exploited by not being payed a legal wage by their employee. Derived from the wage theft scandal surrounding ex Masterchef Australia judge George Colombaris' restaurant empire.
" My new RM is a total cunt"
" Oh shit how come?"
"They have the gall to stick me with George Rates and expect me to live off it!"

Hennessey Rates 

Exorbitant fees or rates that a professional, like for example an attorney, may be charging his clients.
HUNTER, "N*****, you better not be charging me Hennessey Rates."
Hennessey Rates by POd expat June 13, 2021

Hennessy Rates 

Exorbitant pricing that can be generally justified by superior quality or status-signaling branding.

It is in reference to the LMVH cognac, Hennessey, of the which has successfully branded itself as a popular status-signalling luxury drink.

The phrase is attributed to President Joe Biden's son, Hunter.
Nigga, you better not be charging me Hennessy rates.
Hennessy Rates by Merking You June 12, 2021
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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