capabillity 

How good/effective you are at expediently/accurately totaling up how much your customer owes you.

I used to moderately detest math-classes in grade school, but now I am indeed glad that I was made to study and learn it so well, since it surely helps my budgetting-capabillity while seeking out the best values in the supermarket or department store, and for speedily calculating sums in my head when checking a printed invoice for possible errors.

capabillity by QuacksO July 22, 2019

Canability 

Noun:
Skilled to Perform, Inspired to Unleash Brilliance
(See also: Pallets Up)

Wei Ming pumped his hands to the beat of the Press. Jesse was like, yeah boi, Pallets Up!. Sik Canability!

Canability by CanMaker August 29, 2023

wireless crapability 

n. A weak wi-fi connection that your ISP insists is "blazing fast."

"We got a brand-new gateway from Comcast, but still only have wireless crapability -- every YouTube video freezes every five seconds."

Originally from Arrested Development: GOB's mispronunciation of "wireless capability," when listing Michael's ideas for Sitwell homes: "Number 32: Wireless crapability, that one explains itself."

wireless crapability by arkinese June 8, 2014

Crapability 

How bad a thing, or someone, can be. The opposite of(credibility)

That deal was rejected due to its high level crapability

Crapability by shabbooo7 December 13, 2010

Cognitive Capability Fabrication 

An ability only low to mid-ranked divine beings possess. It allows the users to manifest any “superpower” imaginable. This ability was created by the high-ranked gods to accommodate weaker gods in dire situations. The ability activates when the user concentrate on the desired powers. There are no limits on how high someone’s powers can go, but there is a minimum limit. “Any being with Cognitive Capability Fabrication is unable to accelerate under twenty-five meters per second.” This limitation only refers to an individual’s sprinting speed, not the walking speed. The high-ranked Immortal beings may obtain the ability if they wanted to alter their bodies into a mortal.

P1: I wish I had superpowers.
P2: Do you know about Cognitive Capability Fabrication?
P1: No. What is that?
P2: Basically, you get superpowers by imagining them.
P1: I’ve done that before. It doesn’t work.
P2: That makes sense, because you’re not a god.

Cognitive Capability Fabrication by Ardyneus December 25, 2019

capabilly 

adj- A hill-billy that is capable.

"Don't call me a capabilly you suh' bitch"
"Everyone knows that if one becomes a capabilly he is then a myth and dies"

capabilly by Chris Belltrothe November 23, 2006

Canability 

Noun:
Skilled to Perform
Inspired to Unleash Brilliance
(See also: Pallets Up)

Wei Ming pumped his hands to the beat of the Press. Jesse was like, yeah boi, Pallets Up! Sik Canability!

Canability by CanMaker August 29, 2023