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a person who gets aroused around lizards
I used to work in an exotic pet shop and it was always full of caoimhs
caoimh by brown seal April 5, 2010
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Caoimhe is an amazing Irish girl. She always make you laugh. She is the bestest friend ever she is a keeper trust me. If you have a Caoimhe in ur life don’t let her go. She is the most crackhead bitch ever (in a good way). She is the most loyal person ever you should love a Caoimhe.
‘I meant a girl called Caoimhe she is amazing she is my bestfriend’ Said Morgan

‘Oh my god I met her to she is so funny she’s my bestfriend to’ said Lauren
Caoimhe by hsidheissrjr jeowkd November 11, 2020
caoimhe is a sexy mf
Caoimhe by bopper January 1, 2021
Caoimhe is an amazing Irish girl! She is beautiful, funny, musical, smart, kind, smiley and witty. She has many friends and is often extremely busy being social with friends. Everyone wants to be friends with a Caoimhe!
'Is Caoimhe Busy today?'
'Yeah, she's busy all week with millions of friends.'
Caoimhe by Guess Who! :) September 30, 2011

Caomhán 

A Caomhán is someone with a huge dick that hits the floor at times. It also means they are devilishly handsome and all the girls love him. They are the perfect boyfriends and will always listen to you.
If you don't know a Caomhán too bad for you
Caomhán by I'm very happy March 1, 2017
The most beautiful girl in the world. Of irish decent. Often confused with an angel. Does ballet and is a superb soccer player.
She is almost as beautiful as Caoimhe
Caoimhe by Anurag December 17, 2004
Caoimhe is the most amazing girl who loves to talk to random objects, she will make you laugh for hours on end, even when she doesn't mean to. Caoimhe's will normally have crazy colored hair and will dye it quite often. but never make a Caoimhe laugh when she is drinking! this will cause her to choke and not be able to speak for days. The best kind of Caoimhe is the type that will talk to you for hours and hours about her love of bumblebees, Caoimhe is beautiful and will leave you feeling happy and full of life for years to come.
Friend: You know what would make this trip even better
Caoimhe: BUMBLEBEES?!?!

Friend: ......F*** Sake
Caoimhe by whatswrongwithmyface August 15, 2012
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

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“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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