cants 

1. A hybrid of someone who is a cunt but is also a cool cat. Often said with an emphasised Australian accept so as to confuse the listener.
2. To not be able to achieve something. Often used by the great animated fictional guitarists Skwisgaar Skwigelf and Toki Wartooth from the Death Metal Super Boy Band 'Metalocalypse'. Often used to make humour out of Scandinavian accents. In fact, one should add an s to every word to create extra humour of a person with a scandinavian accent. Your mockery of their struggled pronunciation of english will be culturally appreciated as it is a form of correction.

1: Me "Sometimes I like to wind grammer natzis up just for the hell of it. Especially when I call them a grammer natzi. That works well.what jobs you got lined up to interview for?"

Girl: "Haha jesus was a grammar nazi for a costume party we had. that was pretty great watching people get absolutely offended by that.
Teaching jobs, yo.
Also the school that i was HOPING to hear back from? your friends? never responded! bastards!"

Me: "Cants.
You'll have to go in there and meet with them personally.
You should spell it grammer natzi. It's good bait."

Girl: "oh it sure is
Cants?"

2: "I cants gets to plays the granpas guitars nos more!"
or "Is you cants be the leads guitarist Toki, I ams".

cants by Lolly Scramble August 20, 2013

Raisin canes 

Nasty and plastic based “food”, imagine if McDonald’s had a plastic parody with chemicals injected into it to make it taste more appealing at first bite but hours later your stomach hurts and you probably die from eating this garbage.

raisin canes, makes McDonald’s look like a 5 star restaurant by comparison

Raisin canes, superficially appealing but profoundly disappointing

Raisin canes by R8m8b8 yaya August 24, 2022

10 cans of bounce that ass 

It's means some one ASS or BREATH smelling like something strong and stank and they need to wash they fish stick ass

Damn her breath smell like 10 cans of bounce that ass!!

10 cans of bounce that ass by gugjjji April 5, 2017

whats in the canister 

I could tell ya but then I'd have to kill ya

As for whats in the canister it's best you don't ask

whats in the canister by ExplosiveGoomba June 3, 2017

cans.wav 

An audio clip of tumbling empty beer cans used by "Ghost" from True Capitalist Radio that is typically used when he is "angered" by a successful troll.

I'm gonna say it again,
I'm gonna say it AGAIN,
I'M GONNA SAY IT AGAIN!!!
*cans.wav*

cans.wav by Merk62 September 9, 2011

broken cantaloupe

A juicy wet pussy kind of looks like a broken cantaloupe either cut in half or smashed on the floor with the seeds hanging all over the place

Man, Judy was so horny last night her pussy looked like a broken cantaloupe.

broken cantaloupe by Club April 11, 2015

Cansu 

Cansu (life-water in Turkish) the loveliest girl you’ll ever meet. She has a short dark hair that fits her, A wide smile that makes anyone’s day and she has a caring and honest personality. Her laugh is unique and undoubtedly will fill your heart with Joy. She has mostly male-friends because girls gets jealous. She is convincing and strong, and will help you when you are in trouble. She is kind and thoughtful, and will try to get you through your bad times when you are down. She can be a jerk to bad people. She can get way too flirty by accident and try to bite your ear. She can be misunderstood as silly but as you know her you will find out how bright she really is.
She is perfect just the way she is, a “life-giving water” in a human shape. A good friend that will make you joyful. A hardworking student that will be the world’s best surgeon.

A: did you hear that laugh?
B: it has to be Cansu

Cansu by Supernova36306 October 6, 2020