Confangled 

1. Something so awe inspiringly stupid/idiotic/shameful that one cannot even attempt to utter a word.
2. An insult/comeback so powerfully mean one cannot hope to reply in any way other than to stand there, mouth agape, and possibly cry and/or fight the other person.

Example 1: Ionce heard that a man cut off his own penis to please his wife. I was confangled.

Example 2:

Skinny guy: Motherfucker, I swear that I will be That Guy.
Fat dude: Shut up you anorexic, smelly-ass motherfucker.
Skinny Guy: Alright, you fat some of a bitch, you know why your mother died? The same reason you're going to: A clogged fucking heart! You're ugly and fat inside and out, Iand I can't believe that there is a kind and loving God. Why, you may ask? Because no benevolent God of any religion would create something as nasty as you.
Fat guy: ... 8Begins crying and fighting skinny guy*

Confangled by The Nobody. January 29, 2009

Conjangle 

1. To put together or build quickly, shabbily
messed up, confused, kind of like fubar
2. To mix, organize or blend something

I wanted to clean up the computer wires in the office but they were all conjangled.

The night before the report was due, Rachel conjangled a 1-page essay.

Conjangle by Jen Eric1 November 11, 2012

confoggled 

verb (used with object)

1. a mixture of the words "confused" and "boggled" meaning unclear and jumbled.
2. indicating a high level of disorder.

I doubt the intelligence of this person; their email is so confoggled.

confoggled by Jenla-lou August 6, 2012

Confungled 

when your really confused and thinking 'what the hell is going on!?'

'teacher speaking'
Student: What the hell is he talking about? I'm so effin' confungled!

Confungled by Maggie doofensmertz December 9, 2009

Confunkled 

Chaotic or muddled brain thoughts or status. A combination of kerfuffle and confused.

The latest episode of Tlentifini Maarhaysu left it's audience confunkled.

Confunkled by Moogyboobles May 15, 2005

Contangled 

When you or something is tangled and you are confused to how you can untangle yourself. Generally used whilst sailing.

"are you ready to tack?" " no I'm so contangled!"

Contangled by Geoffrey158 March 2, 2016

confugled 

the condition of something being (recently) messed up

After fucktard over there edited the source code the compiled EXE was totally confugled.

confugled by Esotic November 15, 2006