1. Something so awe inspiringly stupid/idiotic/shameful that one cannot even attempt to utter a word.
2. An insult/comeback so powerfully mean one cannot hope to reply in any way other than to stand there, mouth agape, and possibly cry and/or fight the other person.
2. An insult/comeback so powerfully mean one cannot hope to reply in any way other than to stand there, mouth agape, and possibly cry and/or fight the other person.
Example 1: Ionce heard that a man cut off his own penis to please his wife. I was confangled.
Example 2:
Skinny guy: Motherfucker, I swear that I will be That Guy.
Fat dude: Shut up you anorexic, smelly-ass motherfucker.
Skinny Guy: Alright, you fat some of a bitch, you know why your mother died? The same reason you're going to: A clogged fucking heart! You're ugly and fat inside and out, Iand I can't believe that there is a kind and loving God. Why, you may ask? Because no benevolent God of any religion would create something as nasty as you.
Fat guy: ... 8Begins crying and fighting skinny guy*
Example 2:
Skinny guy: Motherfucker, I swear that I will be That Guy.
Fat dude: Shut up you anorexic, smelly-ass motherfucker.
Skinny Guy: Alright, you fat some of a bitch, you know why your mother died? The same reason you're going to: A clogged fucking heart! You're ugly and fat inside and out, Iand I can't believe that there is a kind and loving God. Why, you may ask? Because no benevolent God of any religion would create something as nasty as you.
Fat guy: ... 8Begins crying and fighting skinny guy*
by The Nobody. January 29, 2009
Get the Confangled mug.1. To put together or build quickly, shabbily
messed up, confused, kind of like fubar
2. To mix, organize or blend something
messed up, confused, kind of like fubar
2. To mix, organize or blend something
I wanted to clean up the computer wires in the office but they were all conjangled.
The night before the report was due, Rachel conjangled a 1-page essay.
The night before the report was due, Rachel conjangled a 1-page essay.
by Jen Eric1 November 11, 2012
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Confangled
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• Confagled
• Contangled
• confazzled
• confugled
• confuggled
• confundled
• Confunkled
verb (used with object)
1. a mixture of the words "confused" and "boggled" meaning unclear and jumbled.
2. indicating a high level of disorder.
1. a mixture of the words "confused" and "boggled" meaning unclear and jumbled.
2. indicating a high level of disorder.
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Get the Confunkled mug.When you or something is tangled and you are confused to how you can untangle yourself. Generally used whilst sailing.
"are you ready to tack?" " no I'm so contangled!"
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